Out of the coral
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Out of the coral
@outofthecoral.bsky.social
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what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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saw a heated debate as to whether ff16's script was ruined in localisation and whether the japanese or english version is the correct, good one and i'm gonna stop you all right there. no need to fight. they're both really bad
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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this is a great idea, but I'd really like it a lot more if I removed the fixative facet of it that you wrote this post to get across
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
basically, we think you're a horrible human being and bad things should happen to you
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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oh, and just one more thing. see, I put quotes around that search, cause-a the diacritics. important difference there. but when you did the search, the accents were gone! now, isn't a quoted term s'posed to be verbatim?
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
it's mark–nautical mile–ounce–gamma–ounce–pfennig–volt–nautical mile–co-op–hertz–inch day! Woohoo!
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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new comic for patreons B)

patreon.com/stupidtwink
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
frank west if he was a carpet fitter: i've covered floors, you know
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined
October 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
dreamed of a gay furry visual novel called "Aspiring Furniture". it was no where near as kinky as the title makes it sound
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i've been getting more emotional, i've noticed
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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people complaining they miss "filler" in anime adaptations when they actually want low stakes canon downtime versus people complaining about "grinding" in an mmorpg when they actually mean making quantifiable linear progress through quests with written storylines
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Today's aesthetic: fictional characters whose whole deal is an allegory for the struggles faced by a real group that they're actually part of.
December 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
wikipedia page for "Prostate massage" has a very confusing illustration
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
imagine if the holes in christ's hands had an unknown cause and they were called enigmata instead
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
my name has an apostrophe in it, and sometimes services that make me register it digitally don't accept apostrophes. i can only imagine how annoying this is for people with hyphens in their names, or diacritics, or any non-standard character at all
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
(ooh wee ooh) i look just like buddy jolly
(oh oh) and you're merry tyler moore
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
this three video titles thing is the most annoying thing youtube has added in a while
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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years worth of AAA made a slopping noise as it flowed endlessly into the gamer
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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nah, i'm pretty sure it's the killing people part that's the worst
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM