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POV: you wake up on Christmas morning and your single friends are all posting their pet pictures
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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damn that’s a lot of economic anxiety
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."

The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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A new report by @greenpeace.org finds that "plastic recycling is no more of a viable solution now than it was in the 1950s" despite "decades of being touted by corporations as a solution to the pollution crisis."

Big Oil and the plastics industry must be held accountable for their lies.
Merchants of Myth: new report exposes plastic recycling as costly failure - Greenpeace - Greenpeace
A new report from Greenpeace USA reveals plastic recycling has largely failed after decades of being touted by corporations as a solution to the pollution crisis.
www.greenpeace.org
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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“In 1999, I interviewed Prince for TIME and he told me to leave my tape recorder off because he didn’t trust what future technology might do with unauthorized recordings of his voice.

At the time, I thought Prince was being paranoid.”
time.com/7338205/rage...
It's Time to Rage Against the AI Music Machine
If AI music takes over "humans will begin to echo the machines, and there will be a downward spiral into slop."
time.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Man remember when politicians and civil servants resigning because they fucked up was a thing that happened regularly? Good times.
BREAKING - Richard Hughes resigns as chair of the OBR
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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The WSJ used the words "anti woke crusader" in the second graf of an article to describe the new EIC of CBS News. A job that used to be important and serious has become a punchline. We have no real newspapers. Just a bunch of losers sucking each other off in a circle
"The hiring of a former opinion journalist with strong views on Israel and diversity, equity and inclusion"

get out of journalism, you're all fucking useless
‘I Wanna Blow This Up’: How Bari Weiss Is Trying to Overhaul CBS News
The new editor in chief is personally recruiting potential anchors, booking guests herself and asking staff what they do.
www.wsj.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The white house is aiding potential sex criminals in avoiding the justice system. It's not surprising, but it is obviously evil.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Even his McDonalds order is washed bro this guy is the worst president of my lifetime by far
Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"multiple customers" is a new internet hall of fame entry
Cloudflare is aware of, and investigating an issue which potentially impacts multiple customers. Further detail will be provided as more information becomes available. Follow our updates here: www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/8g...
Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues
Cloudflare's Status Page - Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issues.
www.cloudflarestatus.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Spiders georg add industry survey from a professional association who knows it can do better.
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The great Alice Wong passing away from an infection leaves a sense of grief so overwhelming that it’s literally ineffable. RIP Alice, and thanks for your kindness and absolutely relentless commitment to justice. Also she would want us to say that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza.
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Unlike the hard working people who deliver me my mcnuggies a 1000 times faster and 6 million times more politely than I ever actually deserve, politicians are overwhelmingly incompetent, unkind, uncaring, and undeserving of the lifestyles and respect they have been given.
people need to start viewing politicians the way they currently view retail and food service workers
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Of course Jac Morgan injured himself while scoring. OF COURSE.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
God Indigo De Souza is such an enormously corny person.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you’re on an independent content creator’s ass for taking ads whilst we’re in the middle of what is quite obviously the slow and total collapse of an unsustainable economic order based largely around a probably terminal housing crisis you’re aiming at the wrong target
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
bro i want to play arc raiders so bad
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The manosphere bros are freaking out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm generally in favour of drug legalisation over decriminalisation, although of course I make exceptions for particularly dangerous examples like crystal meth and Ball X Pit
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
why does the dipshit doing the harassing have the delivery of a 90s NYC sitcom walk on character?
Can’t stop laughing at this
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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the ratfucking the media will do to mamdani is going to be unreal but the right wing cope might just make it all worthwhile
Can’t stop laughing at this
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Dick Cheney died because someone threw the severed head of Ronald Reagan in to the fires of mount doom
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If you’re a dodgers fan you’re a bad person on the inside and I hope the next place you order from forgets to put the fries in the bag
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM