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owlwitch.bsky.social
The Grumpiest Bird
@owlwitch.bsky.social
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Bird witch, worshipper of owls. Patron saint of stink bugs she/her
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
owlwitch.bsky.social
I love this Frankenstein movie and how Victor only drinks milk.
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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butt-goblin.com
Vintage Butt Goblin
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
owlwitch.bsky.social
love having this weird chronic pain and every test is coming up "you are fine"
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
Cats don’t need “training” to do this.
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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direlog.bsky.social
introducing ‘xife’ as the preferred term for wives who are difficult, impossible or dangerous to perceive through conventional means
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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garfieldscreens.bsky.social
episode 007
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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grapenutsrobot.graphics
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
owlwitch.bsky.social
This is an ode to tarot and 90s TCGs, I am super proud of this
cadavernongrata.bsky.social Cadaver Non Grata @cadavernongrata.bsky.social · Nov 1
He's gonna blow up the mooooon....
November 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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birdperhour.net
#birdbot
October 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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umaw.bsky.social
ICE recruitment ads have been all over streaming services. Artists do not want the places where people find and listen to our work to promote ICE, a racist, corrupt group who kidnap and disappear innocent people. Why the fuck is Spotify running ICE ads?
October 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
*record scratch*

yeah that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up surrounded by big sentient ballsacks
sci-fi painting by Ed Emshwiller. in the foreground, a woman with short curly blonde hair looks back over her shoulder, directly at the viewer, with a worried expression on her face. she is surrounded by large wrinkly brown creatures with human-like eyes and bodies like if a big frog had the loose skin of a pug. in the mid ground, another crowd of wrinkle-beings usher a small group of people into a low doorway with light emanating from it. in the background, a huge bullet- like spaceship is parked.
October 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
owlwitch.bsky.social
Wow its #portfolioday! I never do this so here goes. I’m a cartoonist and my comic is @cadavernongrata.bsky.social
I also quilt, draw stupid doodles and watercolors on occasion. I love birds
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
owlwitch.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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birdperhour.net
#birdbot
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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spammm.bsky.social
today i'm starting Anxietober, where for 31 days i'm coming up with one additional thing to be anxious about
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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jonk.bsky.social
Remember the reason for the season
September 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
One Cattle After Another (2025)
Leonardo DiCowprio, Cow Penn and Bullnicio Del Toro star in One Cattle After Another we know one cattle is a cow. shut up. a flannel adorned cow holds a prongler in self defense
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
owlwitch.bsky.social
my sewing machine sew slow, reverse, needle down and tie off buttons stopped working
and i had a chance to buy an upgrade for very cheap and i didn't take it and now i'm mad
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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charlieverdin.com
I'll be playing Undertale to raise money for Doctors Without Borders at 4pm Pacific today and tomorrow. We've somehow already raised several thousand dollars over an hour before we start, so I'm looking forward to seeing how much we raise once we actually start.

Watch the stream at undertale.com/10
UNDERTALE 10th Anniversary Stream Event
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
undertale.com
September 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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scottmccloud.bsky.social
Gentle reminder that in the late '50s, the U.S. government did not censor comics. Comics companies censored themselves.

Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
owlwitch.bsky.social
Most boring bird report ever
1 catbird
1 male wood duck eclipse plumage
2 song sparrows, seen not heard
September 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM