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Hedonist.
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One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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(When the air is a little dry)

I can't live like this! I'm crumbling to dust and every moment is agony!
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We gotta do Saw VI on them
This is a good point. Is it really enough to just eliminate their jobs? That's getting off pretty easy.
the only real question is: are we okay with laying off most of the health insurance industry? and i personally am, but i get why some others might not feel the same way
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Trying to explain to my in-laws who Josh Duhamel is and failing.
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Thinking about finding Russian toddler education videos so I can learn their color words and then I can start unlocking more shades of blue.
December 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Watching a classic from the Kanopy holidays lists, The Lion in Winter (1968)
December 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you live in Philly and you're food insecure DM me
I'm not usually a deal-posting type guy but this is a fucking DEAL. If you live in the delivery radius of Boos Philly on Fountain in LA, hit this up. They're sadly going out of business, but right now it's BOGO cheesesteak for $12. They are real deal Philly. Whiz and onions on an Amoroso roll
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Made a pasta dish that could also be called a mushroom dish with some pasta
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You used to get free shampoo samples in the mail
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sometimes you get bad news but within am hour you also score a ticket to something you desperately wanted to see for under $30
December 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Enough time has passed. I have been struck with a new terrible vision of a future that cannot come to pass. Hayden Christensen must replace Paul Walker in F&F.
December 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Searching 'Block sets for babies who arent good at blocks' to get gift ideas
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Happy 55th birthday to the iconic Regina Hall.
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I like to consider myself to be very normal. Unfortunately, when I try to relate to people they do not agree.
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Don't love the culture exchange with Canada where we're importing the Starlight Tours.
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.

Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.

Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
One of the biggest American failures of the last half century has been our absolute refusal to create solid infrastructure around alternative energy. So many issues could be alleviated and countless lives would have been saved.
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Snow on Sumida River - Tsuchiya Koitsu
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My depression is pretty bad and I think watching The Newsroom again for possibly my 4th or 5th time would fix me?
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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When they gave it to Kathryn Hunter for Macbeth in 2021 they established a strong precedent for celebrating witches and I’m glad to see it honored
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Amy Madigan, Weapons
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM