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oldfriend99.bsky.social
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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churnwell.bsky.social
Proper traditional British Christmas dinner, the way it's supposed to be prepared. 🇬🇧
Mash, bangers, carrots and gravy.
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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verycloudberry.bsky.social
i hope everyone nice got everything they wanted and i hope everyone bad FUCKING DIED !!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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mae.seal.observer
tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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astrologybf.bsky.social
new bsky scam just dropped
a bsky dm from "viceroy yotsuyu" (@defnotabot) Hello this is Yotsuyu goe Brutus, i didn't really die, but I need 2 million gil in order to leave the country, i have Ysayle here with me too Hey luv it's Ysayle
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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kacey.me
Big things happening on r/bejeweled
r/bejeweled post titled “Fred Durst with da Jewels.” It’s an old photo of Fred Durst doing the thing with his hands and the seven jewels from Bejeweled are poorly photoshopped into his hands. The body of the post reads “He’s got da jewels”
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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vaethryn.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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tahk0.bsky.social
the all time greatest me and who
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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otyasitene.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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socpens.com
ok calm down
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Male friendships reached their peak in 2014 when it was mostly about yelling "my name Jeff" back and forth to each other
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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hitsujigoods.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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xkcd.com
Chessboard Alignment

xkcd.com/3177/
Comic. [Three chess games next to each other. There is a diagonal yellow grid highlight from the pawn in the top left corner of the third chessboard to the bottom of the middle chessboard where there’s a clear path. The player positioned near that bottom section has moved to look at the third chessboard.] [caption] It doesn’t happen often because it requires micrometer precision, but if two chess boards are *perfectly* aligned, it’s actually legal to move pieces between them.
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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goodslides.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man drinking at a bar puts on his fedora and says "welp, gotta get back to the ol' Ball and Chain. The man opens the doort to his apartment and there is a literal ball and chain situated near the doorway. The man enters the darkened room, illuminated only by the light of the hallway. A pause. The ball and chain says "you've been drinking again, haven't you?"
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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coolboxart.bsky.social
Die Fugger II / PC / Sunflowers / 1996
July 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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therexwolff.bsky.social
The Great Ace Attorney is proud to present:

The Blowjob Brothers
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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mrkrabs173.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Bribing a FIFA official (he is wearing a shirt that says ‘FIFA Official’) by handing him a great big sack with a dollar sign and the word ‘BRIBE’ on it
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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snailyplayer.bsky.social
what a festive fellow!
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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gilstrates.bsky.social
ok thanks i guess
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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forgewarden.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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playingps2.xyz
MARVEL Cosmic Invasion is currently on EVIL SALE. Deck Playable. ($59.99, highest price ever.) store.steampowered.com/app/2753970/...
Buy Marvel Cosmic Invasion Introductory Anti-Offer! Ends December 15. +100% $59.99 Add to Cart (evil)
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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antigoneprogone.bsky.social
No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:

Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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acelineart.bsky.social
i love you 4 polygon deer
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM