Pan the Person
@pantheperson.bsky.social
They/Them or whatever the vibes permit
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important life hack for video games
June 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
important life hack for video games
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markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands
April 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands
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"First, they came for the queers, but nobody knows that because we're not in the fucking poem" stuck with me and is rattling around my head this week a lot louder than normal.
January 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"First, they came for the queers, but nobody knows that because we're not in the fucking poem" stuck with me and is rattling around my head this week a lot louder than normal.
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First they came for the queers, and you didn't know it because we're not in the poem
December 16, 2024 at 11:04 AM
First they came for the queers, and you didn't know it because we're not in the poem
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Kids will spontaneously think up communism on their own and then spend the rest of their lives getting it beaten out of them by people who don’t even know what capitalism is.
September 15, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Kids will spontaneously think up communism on their own and then spend the rest of their lives getting it beaten out of them by people who don’t even know what capitalism is.
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Here to defend “Israel” from the charge of genocide, it’s uh… the United States… Canada… Australia… oof, Germany? Germany… you know what, let’s just say the “international community.”
January 13, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Here to defend “Israel” from the charge of genocide, it’s uh… the United States… Canada… Australia… oof, Germany? Germany… you know what, let’s just say the “international community.”
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my political stance is “we should give a shit about people and we shouldn’t tolerate people who want to harm minorities” and I’m consistently appalled that other people will “well actually” that stance
November 13, 2024 at 7:45 PM
my political stance is “we should give a shit about people and we shouldn’t tolerate people who want to harm minorities” and I’m consistently appalled that other people will “well actually” that stance
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IBM. 1979. Evergreen.
September 10, 2024 at 4:08 PM
IBM. 1979. Evergreen.
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of fvcking course i lift, bro. i lift myself out of bed almost every single day and go to work because i am god's most bravest, most gayest little soldier
August 28, 2024 at 2:19 PM
of fvcking course i lift, bro. i lift myself out of bed almost every single day and go to work because i am god's most bravest, most gayest little soldier
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"We killed kings for less than this.”
Spotted in a public bathroom in Denver, Colorado
Spotted in a public bathroom in Denver, Colorado
August 26, 2024 at 4:26 PM
"We killed kings for less than this.”
Spotted in a public bathroom in Denver, Colorado
Spotted in a public bathroom in Denver, Colorado
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Feel like shit, just want her* back
*physical video game manuals included with my game
*physical video game manuals included with my game
July 7, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Feel like shit, just want her* back
*physical video game manuals included with my game
*physical video game manuals included with my game
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Happy Pride to all the other unmarketable queers out there.
I don't got the sexy, cute, polished look that's the running theme of LGBT marketing. No latchable persona. No salacious stories with smooching where you find identity through dating.
Queerness more...congealed around me.
I don't got the sexy, cute, polished look that's the running theme of LGBT marketing. No latchable persona. No salacious stories with smooching where you find identity through dating.
Queerness more...congealed around me.
June 10, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Happy Pride to all the other unmarketable queers out there.
I don't got the sexy, cute, polished look that's the running theme of LGBT marketing. No latchable persona. No salacious stories with smooching where you find identity through dating.
Queerness more...congealed around me.
I don't got the sexy, cute, polished look that's the running theme of LGBT marketing. No latchable persona. No salacious stories with smooching where you find identity through dating.
Queerness more...congealed around me.
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the desire for new clothes vs the absolute misery that is clothes shopping
April 17, 2024 at 7:53 PM
the desire for new clothes vs the absolute misery that is clothes shopping
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You just can't waste good intentions when there are roads to hell left unfinished in this world
April 5, 2024 at 1:04 PM
You just can't waste good intentions when there are roads to hell left unfinished in this world
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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
April 2, 2024 at 6:00 PM
AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
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I can’t conceive of the unbelievable resilience and strength of Palestinians to have dealt with this gaslighting for decades. To have the world go along with the narrative of your colonizers unquestioningly.
To have millions of people around the world pretending to believe the most obvious, vile and provably false lies I’ve ever heard and constantly accusing US of lying and acting in bad faith, of being bloodthirsty pieces of shit, is just… making me a little insane, that’s all.
April 2, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I can’t conceive of the unbelievable resilience and strength of Palestinians to have dealt with this gaslighting for decades. To have the world go along with the narrative of your colonizers unquestioningly.
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doctor: please come in
me: is something wrong
doctor: i wanted to talk about your introduction in group
me: oh
doctor: when i asked for two adjectives to describe you-
me: but you said there were no wrong answers
doctor: i've never had some say submissive and breedable before
me: is something wrong
doctor: i wanted to talk about your introduction in group
me: oh
doctor: when i asked for two adjectives to describe you-
me: but you said there were no wrong answers
doctor: i've never had some say submissive and breedable before
August 18, 2023 at 10:28 AM
doctor: please come in
me: is something wrong
doctor: i wanted to talk about your introduction in group
me: oh
doctor: when i asked for two adjectives to describe you-
me: but you said there were no wrong answers
doctor: i've never had some say submissive and breedable before
me: is something wrong
doctor: i wanted to talk about your introduction in group
me: oh
doctor: when i asked for two adjectives to describe you-
me: but you said there were no wrong answers
doctor: i've never had some say submissive and breedable before
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What’s funny about AI is that even mainstream critics are saying that it will make huge leaps in the future, when the reality is that they made their big leap in the last year, then poisoned their own data sets and are now getting observably worse with each iteration.
March 19, 2024 at 9:26 AM
What’s funny about AI is that even mainstream critics are saying that it will make huge leaps in the future, when the reality is that they made their big leap in the last year, then poisoned their own data sets and are now getting observably worse with each iteration.
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i wish people understood (and cared) how deeply isolating it is to be a medically vulnerable person in a forever-pandemic everyone else has gotten bored with.
it’s like involuntarily playing frogger, except you can’t see the cars, and they’re basically all actively trying to hit you.
it’s like involuntarily playing frogger, except you can’t see the cars, and they’re basically all actively trying to hit you.
March 17, 2024 at 7:30 PM
i wish people understood (and cared) how deeply isolating it is to be a medically vulnerable person in a forever-pandemic everyone else has gotten bored with.
it’s like involuntarily playing frogger, except you can’t see the cars, and they’re basically all actively trying to hit you.
it’s like involuntarily playing frogger, except you can’t see the cars, and they’re basically all actively trying to hit you.
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A good cognitive leap to attempt: if you recognize private prisons as bad, try extending those ideas to state-run prisons
February 20, 2024 at 5:17 PM
A good cognitive leap to attempt: if you recognize private prisons as bad, try extending those ideas to state-run prisons