paranoiaque.bsky.social
@paranoiaque.bsky.social
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Could everybody just be quiet all the time forever is that so much to ask
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Mysterious Mouth Appearing in the Back of My Nurse
https://botfrens.com/collections/63/contents/20784
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Jimmy Stewart's final film role was providing the voice of Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991).
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I might should kill myself for certain
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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playing the columbo game for apple newton and i feel like this is supposed to be the narrator talking but it's also fun to imagine peter falk saying this out loud to me...The Player (also this game was made by the creator of bubsy?)
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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A Vote for Zgrolгphx is a Vote for Progress
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don’t think “neo-nazi punks” were the biggest evil of the 1980s. have you ever heard of Ronald Reagan
If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I go through phases where I want to read more literary works and I go through phases where I want to read only trash genre fiction but whenever I’m reading a Highsmith novel I feel like that’s the only thing I want to read for the rest of my life
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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It seems Andrew Cuomo was unable to capitalize on the coveted Woody Allen endorsement.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
ha-ha
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Five Fave Woody Allen Movies:
5. Purple Rose of Cairo
4. Crimes and Misdemeanors
3. Sleeper
2. Zelig
1. Match Point
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i would click “skip”
BREAKING: Journalist and author Michael Wolff has sued First Lady Melania Trump after her legal team threatened action against him over an article alleging that she was "very involved" in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.
www.rawstory.com/michael-wolf...
October 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My advice is to leave the state
if anyone has recs for activism opportunities in southern california where they need a middle aged white lady to show up and be a huge bitch between the hours of 9am and 2pm, please let me know
October 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Stick to “Dumb And Dumber” Ok Pally?
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
No
Any angel out there willing to bless my two classroom?
41 students
100% Socially n economically disadvantage
What happens at school is the only thing they experience. Help me make it magical
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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I'm fat Rob Schneider. #Svengoolie
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
@shoutstudios.bsky.social why are all the ALF twitch channels active except ALF_francais? I wanna watch ALF en français s'il vous plaît
July 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Everyone talks too much
July 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m planning on shooting myself in the head.
June 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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it's just too bad we will never solve the impenetrable mystery of who made grok obsessed with south african white genocide theory at 3:15 am
!!!!!!!! xai published a postmortem about what happened with grok yesterday
May 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I never actually stopped calling it that so I feel vindicated in my persistence and/or laziness

variety.com/2025/tv/news...
HBO Max Lives! Max to Change Its Name Back After Two Years
Guess who's back? Back again? The HBO in HBO Max will return this summer, two years after Warner Bros. Discovery dropped it from the streamer's name.
variety.com
May 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Just heard of the passing of Under the Umbrella Tree creator Noreen Young. We did a DefunctTV on the show and her puppetry a few years ago, and afterwards, she sent me a long and kind message about how well we did and how much she enjoyed reading the comments of people remembering her show.
April 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hey now.
Be fair.
I’m deeply antisocial but I’m not into AI/tech.
everything about the tech and ai world makes me sick to my stomach. it’s all so deeply anti-social
April 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM