Duncan Deeznuts
@parasocialista.bsky.social
Time to make the content
Me after posting a banger
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Me after posting a banger
Two airport stories
1) saw Will Forte in TSA line at ORD, he looked like he didn't want to be noticed so I left him alone
2) saw Ja Rule and his entourage collecting their bags after security check at LHR, a 20-something said to her friend "Is that Ja Rule?" and they kept walking. Ja looked miffed
1) saw Will Forte in TSA line at ORD, he looked like he didn't want to be noticed so I left him alone
2) saw Ja Rule and his entourage collecting their bags after security check at LHR, a 20-something said to her friend "Is that Ja Rule?" and they kept walking. Ja looked miffed
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Two airport stories
1) saw Will Forte in TSA line at ORD, he looked like he didn't want to be noticed so I left him alone
2) saw Ja Rule and his entourage collecting their bags after security check at LHR, a 20-something said to her friend "Is that Ja Rule?" and they kept walking. Ja looked miffed
1) saw Will Forte in TSA line at ORD, he looked like he didn't want to be noticed so I left him alone
2) saw Ja Rule and his entourage collecting their bags after security check at LHR, a 20-something said to her friend "Is that Ja Rule?" and they kept walking. Ja looked miffed
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Post the #1 ask on your Christmas 2026 wishlist
December 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Post the #1 ask on your Christmas 2026 wishlist
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Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump's DOJ was monitoring all the movements of the Miami Herald reporter who was covering the Epstein case.
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Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Zingers like this one dropped randomly into a 7000 word article about the AI bubble is why anything written by John Lanchester is essential reading
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
December 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Zingers like this one dropped randomly into a 7000 word article about the AI bubble is why anything written by John Lanchester is essential reading
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence
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There is currently advertising on X on posts exhorting people to "go hunting" at day care addresses in Ohio bc they are run by people with Arabic sounding names
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
There is currently advertising on X on posts exhorting people to "go hunting" at day care addresses in Ohio bc they are run by people with Arabic sounding names
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Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying
Mark Zuckerberg and current and former Meta executives agreed on Thursday to settle a $8 billion shareholder lawsuit alleging the company’s directors failed to prevent billions of dollars in fines and...
www.france24.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
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New breach: WIRED magazine had 2.3M records allegedly breached from parent company Condé Nast and published online this week. Data included email and display name, some records contained additional personal data. 81% were already in @haveibeenpwned.com. More: haveibeenpwned.com/Breach/WIRED
Have I Been Pwned: WIRED Data Breach
In December 2025, 2.3M records of WIRED magazine users allegedly obtained from parent company Condé Nast were published online. The most recent data dated back to the previous September and exposed em...
haveibeenpwned.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
New breach: WIRED magazine had 2.3M records allegedly breached from parent company Condé Nast and published online this week. Data included email and display name, some records contained additional personal data. 81% were already in @haveibeenpwned.com. More: haveibeenpwned.com/Breach/WIRED
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Via Richard Tofel: "What it’s like getting comments these days from the regime in Washington."
"Comments" in this context means giving the people involved in a news story the chance to respond before publication.
link.propublica.net/view/5f0a0ac...
Here's a case I found particularly creepy:
"Comments" in this context means giving the people involved in a news story the chance to respond before publication.
link.propublica.net/view/5f0a0ac...
Here's a case I found particularly creepy:
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Via Richard Tofel: "What it’s like getting comments these days from the regime in Washington."
"Comments" in this context means giving the people involved in a news story the chance to respond before publication.
link.propublica.net/view/5f0a0ac...
Here's a case I found particularly creepy:
"Comments" in this context means giving the people involved in a news story the chance to respond before publication.
link.propublica.net/view/5f0a0ac...
Here's a case I found particularly creepy:
Finally some good news
December 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Finally some good news
@paulisci.bsky.social I'm sure you've done a series on this topic, no?
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
@paulisci.bsky.social I'm sure you've done a series on this topic, no?
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A leaked DoJ memo calls for prosecutors to charge people who film ICE with “domestic terrorism”
They don’t want their atrocities documented.
They don’t want a historical record.
They don’t want the world to know.
That’s why we have to keep filming. Keep speaking out.
They don’t want their atrocities documented.
They don’t want a historical record.
They don’t want the world to know.
That’s why we have to keep filming. Keep speaking out.
Justice Department says filming immigration raids is 'domestic terrorism'
A leaked Justice Department memo directs federal prosecutors to press “domestic terrorism” charges against individuals who record immigration operations.
reason.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A leaked DoJ memo calls for prosecutors to charge people who film ICE with “domestic terrorism”
They don’t want their atrocities documented.
They don’t want a historical record.
They don’t want the world to know.
That’s why we have to keep filming. Keep speaking out.
They don’t want their atrocities documented.
They don’t want a historical record.
They don’t want the world to know.
That’s why we have to keep filming. Keep speaking out.
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
It's official.
CBS News is no longer a part of society.
CBS News is no longer a part of society.
What these people are doing to the power of calling out real antisemitism, in an incredibly dangerous time of surging global antisemitism….man, it is just so worrisome
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It's official.
CBS News is no longer a part of society.
CBS News is no longer a part of society.
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America, there's something you should know.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
America, there's something you should know.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
"PAPYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"PAPYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!"
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
"I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
"I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
"The avatar... the avatar..."
"The avatar... the avatar..."
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
"PAPYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"PAPYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!"
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What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What's an insult you'll never forget?
Eighth grade classroom, seated at our desks
Girl says, "eww, what is that smell?"
Her boyfriend (!) seated next to her looks at her and says, "shut your legs."
Pandemonium ensues as she turns beet red
Girl says, "eww, what is that smell?"
Her boyfriend (!) seated next to her looks at her and says, "shut your legs."
Pandemonium ensues as she turns beet red
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Eighth grade classroom, seated at our desks
Girl says, "eww, what is that smell?"
Her boyfriend (!) seated next to her looks at her and says, "shut your legs."
Pandemonium ensues as she turns beet red
Girl says, "eww, what is that smell?"
Her boyfriend (!) seated next to her looks at her and says, "shut your legs."
Pandemonium ensues as she turns beet red
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Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
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"We’re monitoring what you do online. Disseminating, writing, or publishing inciting content online is considered a terrorist crime in every sense and may lead to arrest or imprisonment. We have warned you."
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"We’re monitoring what you do online. Disseminating, writing, or publishing inciting content online is considered a terrorist crime in every sense and may lead to arrest or imprisonment. We have warned you."
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.
Israel warns Palestinians that posting about their suffering will be considered terrorism.