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"/b/tard incel pedophile reddit rape culture new world order one world government" sounds like a schizopost but it's actually a pretty succinct and clear-eyed description of 21st century global politics
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
"/b/tard incel pedophile reddit rape culture new world order one world government" sounds like a schizopost but it's actually a pretty succinct and clear-eyed description of 21st century global politics
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STEP 1
Work hard to achieve my goals.
STEP 0
Figure out what to do to achieve my goals.
STEP -1
Figure out what my goals should be.
STEP -2
Establish sound methodology to interpret and resolve deontic questions.
STEP -8
How is it that some things are, while others fail to be?
Work hard to achieve my goals.
STEP 0
Figure out what to do to achieve my goals.
STEP -1
Figure out what my goals should be.
STEP -2
Establish sound methodology to interpret and resolve deontic questions.
STEP -8
How is it that some things are, while others fail to be?
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 AM
STEP 1
Work hard to achieve my goals.
STEP 0
Figure out what to do to achieve my goals.
STEP -1
Figure out what my goals should be.
STEP -2
Establish sound methodology to interpret and resolve deontic questions.
STEP -8
How is it that some things are, while others fail to be?
Work hard to achieve my goals.
STEP 0
Figure out what to do to achieve my goals.
STEP -1
Figure out what my goals should be.
STEP -2
Establish sound methodology to interpret and resolve deontic questions.
STEP -8
How is it that some things are, while others fail to be?
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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What our cops need is better training. Then they could kill bystanders with one expertly aimed bullet, instead of three haphazardly panic-fired ones. They could do trick shots and stuff.
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
What our cops need is better training. Then they could kill bystanders with one expertly aimed bullet, instead of three haphazardly panic-fired ones. They could do trick shots and stuff.
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it’s fine to give the cartoon dog hips and little boobs, it’s fine to express minor incredulity about it, it’s fine to be a furry, it’s fine to enjoy the crisp cool air of winter, it’s fine to have killed an accounts manager of a regional flooring supply company in 2007 and bury him behind a citgo
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
it’s fine to give the cartoon dog hips and little boobs, it’s fine to express minor incredulity about it, it’s fine to be a furry, it’s fine to enjoy the crisp cool air of winter, it’s fine to have killed an accounts manager of a regional flooring supply company in 2007 and bury him behind a citgo
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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Okay I looked it up. “nerd” is a bigoted slur against asexual folks.
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Okay I looked it up. “nerd” is a bigoted slur against asexual folks.
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The Holy Mountain (1973)
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Holy Mountain (1973)
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Time and again, we are presented with the same tableau: a three-inch mouse effortlessly subdues a 40-pound cat, flattens him with an anvil, denounces him implicitly as a “bully, idiot, menace,” and dispatches him with both moral and literal finality.
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Time and again, we are presented with the same tableau: a three-inch mouse effortlessly subdues a 40-pound cat, flattens him with an anvil, denounces him implicitly as a “bully, idiot, menace,” and dispatches him with both moral and literal finality.
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
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Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
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transgender is like ferrari and you can call me lewis hamilton
October 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
transgender is like ferrari and you can call me lewis hamilton
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transgender women have been banned from joining in on the reindeer games
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
transgender women have been banned from joining in on the reindeer games
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.