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“The sweatiest man at Queen.”
📍The Loop, Chicago, IL USA
📍The Loop, Chicago, IL USA
Sydney Sweeney = Katherine Heigl
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sydney Sweeney = Katherine Heigl
Trade off for family.
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trade off for family.
Just remembered there’s a Walmart 27 miles away, but according to sniffies, trimming and douching still not part of the local culture.
(Also, trimming is not required anywhere in my book)
(Also, trimming is not required anywhere in my book)
In a part of rural America where it’s 81 miles to a Walmart and no one delivers pizza. The mail is delivered, but none of the streets have names, and gays are so few and far between trimming your bush is unnecessary and douching is optional.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Just remembered there’s a Walmart 27 miles away, but according to sniffies, trimming and douching still not part of the local culture.
(Also, trimming is not required anywhere in my book)
(Also, trimming is not required anywhere in my book)
In a part of rural America where it’s 81 miles to a Walmart and no one delivers pizza. The mail is delivered, but none of the streets have names, and gays are so few and far between trimming your bush is unnecessary and douching is optional.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
In a part of rural America where it’s 81 miles to a Walmart and no one delivers pizza. The mail is delivered, but none of the streets have names, and gays are so few and far between trimming your bush is unnecessary and douching is optional.
I know it’s Hump Day and we’re all excited about the 4K images of Uranus… but I took a really slutty butt pic and I don’t have enough people to text it to because everyone I know is a sister/judy/bottom.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I know it’s Hump Day and we’re all excited about the 4K images of Uranus… but I took a really slutty butt pic and I don’t have enough people to text it to because everyone I know is a sister/judy/bottom.
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This is Link. His ball suddenly went missing and then reappeared trapped under his bed. He called his brother Otto in for backup, knowing they'd need all three of their collective brain cells to get it back. 12/10 for both (IG: thegoldenbruvs)
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is Link. His ball suddenly went missing and then reappeared trapped under his bed. He called his brother Otto in for backup, knowing they'd need all three of their collective brain cells to get it back. 12/10 for both (IG: thegoldenbruvs)
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If you’re in Chicago, hosting a food drive at Replay Lakeview on Thursday evening helping support Brave Space Alliance
Bring a canned food item, let’s support the community 🥫
Bring a canned food item, let’s support the community 🥫
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you’re in Chicago, hosting a food drive at Replay Lakeview on Thursday evening helping support Brave Space Alliance
Bring a canned food item, let’s support the community 🥫
Bring a canned food item, let’s support the community 🥫
Yet another reminder that you do not have access to SW’ers (or anyone) just because you’ve see me freely and openly naked and sexual online.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yet another reminder that you do not have access to SW’ers (or anyone) just because you’ve see me freely and openly naked and sexual online.
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lol that lone nay vote 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
lol that lone nay vote 🫠
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
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I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
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INSURANCE GUIDE DROPPING ON MY INSTAGRAM AT 11:45am!!! 18 slides to work out your life 💁🏻♀️ (can anyone help me w the alt text please this was such a big project 😭)
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
INSURANCE GUIDE DROPPING ON MY INSTAGRAM AT 11:45am!!! 18 slides to work out your life 💁🏻♀️ (can anyone help me w the alt text please this was such a big project 😭)
Sweater weather is here.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sweater weather is here.
Nothing more disgusting than a D1 coach keeping an injured player in a game. You’re telling your bench that you’d rather play with an injured starter than them, and you’re telling everyone you don’t care about the future health of your injured player. GO TO YOUR BENCH!
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Nothing more disgusting than a D1 coach keeping an injured player in a game. You’re telling your bench that you’d rather play with an injured starter than them, and you’re telling everyone you don’t care about the future health of your injured player. GO TO YOUR BENCH!
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Midnight snack at the motel…..
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Midnight snack at the motel…..
thank you for this gem @jebfain.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
thank you for this gem @jebfain.bsky.social
Indifferent about Glenn Powell. Face is a miss for me.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Indifferent about Glenn Powell. Face is a miss for me.
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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Someone shares a delicious take on green bean casserole...
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Someone shares a delicious take on green bean casserole...
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
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senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
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Suck my clit Kim Davis
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Suck my clit Kim Davis
This person would be wildly popular in Chicago.
Hello team. How's your SAD doing this year? Mine is making me feel like an inside out football sock forgotten in a half term sports bag.
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This person would be wildly popular in Chicago.
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Loop peeps - I just got a text from my work that ICE is at Monroe and Michigan.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Loop peeps - I just got a text from my work that ICE is at Monroe and Michigan.
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Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️🌈
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️🌈