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Just paid rent so uhhh... Who wants to buy a very reasonably priced piece of short fiction?
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Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
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The Froot Loops toucan is gay and everyone knows it
January 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The Froot Loops toucan is gay and everyone knows it
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On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
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Too many people are trying to differentiate between ICE and police.
I will hold your hand as I say this:
Police in the US treat marginalized people the way ICE treats everyone. They're far more similar than you want to admit.
Defunding the police and abolishing ICE are the same fight.
I will hold your hand as I say this:
Police in the US treat marginalized people the way ICE treats everyone. They're far more similar than you want to admit.
Defunding the police and abolishing ICE are the same fight.
January 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Too many people are trying to differentiate between ICE and police.
I will hold your hand as I say this:
Police in the US treat marginalized people the way ICE treats everyone. They're far more similar than you want to admit.
Defunding the police and abolishing ICE are the same fight.
I will hold your hand as I say this:
Police in the US treat marginalized people the way ICE treats everyone. They're far more similar than you want to admit.
Defunding the police and abolishing ICE are the same fight.
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Thinking about this once again
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Thinking about this once again
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Chicago's hottest club is the sold out midnight showing of Possession (1981).
January 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Chicago's hottest club is the sold out midnight showing of Possession (1981).
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“no one in their right mind would want open borders” true, that would be silly. We want to abolish borders entirely
January 10, 2026 at 4:53 AM
“no one in their right mind would want open borders” true, that would be silly. We want to abolish borders entirely
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The harsh reality.
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The harsh reality.
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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Make the GOPers you know say out loud that they think it should be legal to publicly execute women if they displease a white man in any way.
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Make the GOPers you know say out loud that they think it should be legal to publicly execute women if they displease a white man in any way.
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The MAGA regime is currently doubling down on its tactical stance of “we will kill women like dogs for merely displeasing us.”
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The MAGA regime is currently doubling down on its tactical stance of “we will kill women like dogs for merely displeasing us.”
Mandy's lip sync absolutely won me over. Incredible scenes.
January 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Mandy's lip sync absolutely won me over. Incredible scenes.
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The people of Minnesota are sending their tax money to the federal government and in turn the federal government has cut them off from funding and sent armed goons to terrorize their cities. I'm not sure what else to call this
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The people of Minnesota are sending their tax money to the federal government and in turn the federal government has cut them off from funding and sent armed goons to terrorize their cities. I'm not sure what else to call this
Unfortunately T&K were right about the modern Drag Race songs being really shitty spoken-word empty platitudes.
January 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Unfortunately T&K were right about the modern Drag Race songs being really shitty spoken-word empty platitudes.
People who don't eat McGarry's sausages just blow up sometimes.
January 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
People who don't eat McGarry's sausages just blow up sometimes.
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JD Vance’s actual job is to be a Sin Eater. He’s able to do this because he has no shame and has been long destined for Hell already
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
JD Vance’s actual job is to be a Sin Eater. He’s able to do this because he has no shame and has been long destined for Hell already
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*medieval civilization voice* yes and the one who has the most power will wear a special hat. it will have gold and jewels in it. everyone will imagine how good life would be if they could wear the special hat
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
*medieval civilization voice* yes and the one who has the most power will wear a special hat. it will have gold and jewels in it. everyone will imagine how good life would be if they could wear the special hat
We are quickly approaching "Bye, Sister" territory here...
January 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
We are quickly approaching "Bye, Sister" territory here...
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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This is a prayer, not a threat:
May all the people who put such relentless evil into our world have it returned to him as swiftly as possible. Only then can we move towards justice.
May all the people who put such relentless evil into our world have it returned to him as swiftly as possible. Only then can we move towards justice.
If you're wondering what kind of woman would marry Stephen Miller, here's your answer.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This is a prayer, not a threat:
May all the people who put such relentless evil into our world have it returned to him as swiftly as possible. Only then can we move towards justice.
May all the people who put such relentless evil into our world have it returned to him as swiftly as possible. Only then can we move towards justice.
Life got you down? Thoughts racing around your head? Why not try "mindlessly scrolling Instagram reels for three hours in bed"? Surely nothing bad can come from mindlessly scrolling Instagram reels for three hours in bed! The modern equivalent of placing your head on a train track. Try it today!
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Life got you down? Thoughts racing around your head? Why not try "mindlessly scrolling Instagram reels for three hours in bed"? Surely nothing bad can come from mindlessly scrolling Instagram reels for three hours in bed! The modern equivalent of placing your head on a train track. Try it today!
Had to get an hour and 24 minutes into this hour and 40 minute film to see the first interesting camera shot in it. But I guess that's better than nothing!
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Had to get an hour and 24 minutes into this hour and 40 minute film to see the first interesting camera shot in it. But I guess that's better than nothing!
Watching The Nun (2018) for... Some reason.... And boy, the history of mainstream American horror since The Exorcist has really just been other filmmakers trying to remake The Exorcist, huh?
January 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Watching The Nun (2018) for... Some reason.... And boy, the history of mainstream American horror since The Exorcist has really just been other filmmakers trying to remake The Exorcist, huh?
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Next commenter says CPD and CBP are behaving no differently than the Gestapo.
"You have state power.
Fucking use it."
"You have state power.
Fucking use it."
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Next commenter says CPD and CBP are behaving no differently than the Gestapo.
"You have state power.
Fucking use it."
"You have state power.
Fucking use it."