Pat Wotton
@patwotton.bsky.social
Living near coastal air. Housekeeper to Mackie the ginger cat.
Motorsport things: toomuchracing.bsky.social
Also on Mastodon https://mastodon.social/@patwotton and Instagram.
Motorsport things: toomuchracing.bsky.social
Also on Mastodon https://mastodon.social/@patwotton and Instagram.
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And Tiny Tim, who did knot dye
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did knot dye
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Today’s the last day of gigglesadvent.com this year. Thank for everyone who took part. Today you get 12 jokes from Christmas Dinner. Hope you enjoy it, and hope you had a lovely day too. See you next year.
Giggles' Advent Calendar
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December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today’s the last day of gigglesadvent.com this year. Thank for everyone who took part. Today you get 12 jokes from Christmas Dinner. Hope you enjoy it, and hope you had a lovely day too. See you next year.
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I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...
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Shout out to the introverts and socially-uncomfortables who’ll be spending the next few days in a rictus of bejumpered terror.
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Shout out to the introverts and socially-uncomfortables who’ll be spending the next few days in a rictus of bejumpered terror.
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The big day has arrived!
The day I post the Adama Maneuver again.
Next time: 2026 🫡
The day I post the Adama Maneuver again.
Next time: 2026 🫡
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The big day has arrived!
The day I post the Adama Maneuver again.
Next time: 2026 🫡
The day I post the Adama Maneuver again.
Next time: 2026 🫡
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This one has been a long time manifesting.
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This one has been a long time manifesting.
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Happy Wreath of Khan season to all who celebrate
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Happy Wreath of Khan season to all who celebrate
Christmas war film classic HEROES OF TELEMARK on BBC2 now
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Christmas war film classic HEROES OF TELEMARK on BBC2 now
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oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
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bring back the coliseum but instead of feeding christians to lions lets feed irritating assholes to boxers
god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
bring back the coliseum but instead of feeding christians to lions lets feed irritating assholes to boxers
Thanks for the invite!
Hey everyone catch up with Giggles Advent!
Hey everyone catch up with Giggles Advent!
Today’s gigglesadvent.com come from @patwotton.bsky.social who has a joke about sewing.
Giggles' Advent Calendar
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December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Thanks for the invite!
Hey everyone catch up with Giggles Advent!
Hey everyone catch up with Giggles Advent!
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Today’s gigglesadvent.com come from @patwotton.bsky.social who has a joke about sewing.
Giggles' Advent Calendar
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December 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Today’s gigglesadvent.com come from @patwotton.bsky.social who has a joke about sewing.
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Who’s got two thumbs and is totally unprepared for Christmas?
Ding dong verily 👍 THIS GUY 👍
Ding dong verily 👍 THIS GUY 👍
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Who’s got two thumbs and is totally unprepared for Christmas?
Ding dong verily 👍 THIS GUY 👍
Ding dong verily 👍 THIS GUY 👍
And a big relief: Mackie’s blood test showed improved levels. No obvious sign of kidney issues. We can delay renal cat food for a while longer.
And I took him off pain relief and he’s becoming his old self again.
And I took him off pain relief and he’s becoming his old self again.
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And a big relief: Mackie’s blood test showed improved levels. No obvious sign of kidney issues. We can delay renal cat food for a while longer.
And I took him off pain relief and he’s becoming his old self again.
And I took him off pain relief and he’s becoming his old self again.
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I don’t think even Paul Verhoeven would’ve included the McDonald’s logo.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don’t think even Paul Verhoeven would’ve included the McDonald’s logo.
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Just done the cats' flea treatment, which involves immobilising a reluctant cat, and precisely placing a drop of liquid on the back of its neck.
Leaflet: "Do not eat, drink, or smoke while applying this product." I can't help admiring the ambition of anyone who might even try such a feat.
Leaflet: "Do not eat, drink, or smoke while applying this product." I can't help admiring the ambition of anyone who might even try such a feat.
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Just done the cats' flea treatment, which involves immobilising a reluctant cat, and precisely placing a drop of liquid on the back of its neck.
Leaflet: "Do not eat, drink, or smoke while applying this product." I can't help admiring the ambition of anyone who might even try such a feat.
Leaflet: "Do not eat, drink, or smoke while applying this product." I can't help admiring the ambition of anyone who might even try such a feat.
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7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
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It’s the First of December and that means for the 17th year it’s time to kick off gigglesadvent.com and today we start with me!
Giggles' Advent Calendar
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December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It’s the First of December and that means for the 17th year it’s time to kick off gigglesadvent.com and today we start with me!
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Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy:
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy:
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Really interesting thread on the reality of being an MP with no research team of whips office...
Like imagine you're a normal person, i.e. yourself. (None of you here are normal, but imagine.) You probably have 3-4 political issues you have strong opinions on, 3-4 you have general inclinations on, and a ton you know nothing about. The whip's office /tells/ you what you should think on that ton.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Really interesting thread on the reality of being an MP with no research team of whips office...
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Also worth noting here are the replies to this of people who've had a similar belief trajectory, I find them quite heartening
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Also worth noting here are the replies to this of people who've had a similar belief trajectory, I find them quite heartening
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse