Orange Catholic Bible Thumper
@paulatreideeznuts.bsky.social
Sucks to hear, huge fan of his work. My thoughts are with his family.
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sucks to hear, huge fan of his work. My thoughts are with his family.
American Protestants reinventing saintly veneration from first principles. What a time to be alive.
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
American Protestants reinventing saintly veneration from first principles. What a time to be alive.
This explains so much
Scientists just found out that we're all living in the second spot-the-difference picture. That stripey cushion is actually supposed to have dots on it. it's fucked up. They don't know what to do about it.
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This explains so much
This man is literally going to declare the Bulterian Jihad.
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This man is literally going to declare the Bulterian Jihad.
A wiley eunuch infiltrates the mandarin's quarter of the Forbidden City, for nefarious purposes (1549 (Jiajing reign era), ink on silk)
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A wiley eunuch infiltrates the mandarin's quarter of the Forbidden City, for nefarious purposes (1549 (Jiajing reign era), ink on silk)
1825 🤝 2025
"The Pope is an insidious foreign prince undermining our republic with his immigrant hordes."
"The Pope is an insidious foreign prince undermining our republic with his immigrant hordes."
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
1825 🤝 2025
"The Pope is an insidious foreign prince undermining our republic with his immigrant hordes."
"The Pope is an insidious foreign prince undermining our republic with his immigrant hordes."
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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I thought runes were going to be more important. I thought I was going to be learning about various runes and glyphs every day
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I thought runes were going to be more important. I thought I was going to be learning about various runes and glyphs every day
Better late than never, I suppose
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Better late than never, I suppose
This fails as parody because it's just the median political position in America right now.
I lost my job, the price of groceries is way up, my gardener was deported, and they canceled funding for the experimental cancer treatment that was my only chance to live another year. But at least my damn neighbor is afraid to wear a keffiyeh now.
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This fails as parody because it's just the median political position in America right now.
Who needs a whole museum to tell them what fire is? Caveman-ass behavior. Disgraceful.
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Who needs a whole museum to tell them what fire is? Caveman-ass behavior. Disgraceful.
Masterpiece of visual storytelling
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Masterpiece of visual storytelling
Who Up Plotting Against They Sultan: 2025 edition
Oops! All Scheming Viziers
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Who Up Plotting Against They Sultan: 2025 edition
Only 7000BC kids will remember
an ai slop nostalgia video for life in neolithic Çatalhöyük is going viral!!! “do you still enter your plaster structures via a ladder opening on the second story in 2025? remember when you would paint elaborate geometric patterns and hunting scenes on the walls?”
September 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Only 7000BC kids will remember
Wow, I can't believe appeasement didn't work. It's usually such a surefire solution to fascism.
Headlines on the Bloomberg Terminal from Air Force One:
*TRUMP: TV LICENSES SHOULD BE TAKEN AWAY IF BAD PUBLICITY FOR ME
*TRUMP: IF TV SHOWS 'HIT TRUMP' SHOULD BE DISCUSSED ON LICENSES
*TRUMP ON TV SHOWS CRITICIZING HIM: THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO
*TRUMP: TV LICENSES SHOULD BE TAKEN AWAY IF BAD PUBLICITY FOR ME
*TRUMP: IF TV SHOWS 'HIT TRUMP' SHOULD BE DISCUSSED ON LICENSES
*TRUMP ON TV SHOWS CRITICIZING HIM: THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO
September 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wow, I can't believe appeasement didn't work. It's usually such a surefire solution to fascism.
This is peak gaming
September 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is peak gaming
Guys will think of this and just say "hell yeah"
a fancy little weasel who uses a n°2 pencil as his walking stick
September 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Guys will think of this and just say "hell yeah"
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The greatest minds in history are on the case
September 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The greatest minds in history are on the case
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standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
September 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
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Trump announces that he's dead. Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
September 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Trump announces that he's dead. Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
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David James - "Evening Light"
September 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
David James - "Evening Light"
I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot
August 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot
Seems bad
Alan Cumming says he didn’t know who he was acting with half the time when filming ‘Avengers: Doomsday’
“I did the entire film in isolation. Lots of green screen, face replacement. They even gave characters fake names. I don’t know who I was acting with half the time”
(via Gold Derby)
“I did the entire film in isolation. Lots of green screen, face replacement. They even gave characters fake names. I don’t know who I was acting with half the time”
(via Gold Derby)
August 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Seems bad
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when the situation on the ground has degraded to such a point that even a loathsome dick head who everyone hates can't walk down the street without losing a fight he started, the government must ensure the safety of its citizens by releasing truckloads of anonymous armed goons, accountable to no one
August 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
when the situation on the ground has degraded to such a point that even a loathsome dick head who everyone hates can't walk down the street without losing a fight he started, the government must ensure the safety of its citizens by releasing truckloads of anonymous armed goons, accountable to no one
It's always so good when a small creature thirsts for murder
August 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It's always so good when a small creature thirsts for murder