I think my Twitter account has been suspended 🤷
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I think my Twitter account has been suspended 🤷
@borderlands.2k.com hey! I've properly messed up and don't have access to my registered email address for my Shift account. Is there any way I can get access to the account please? To make things better, I've forgotten my password 🤦
September 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@borderlands.2k.com hey! I've properly messed up and don't have access to my registered email address for my Shift account. Is there any way I can get access to the account please? To make things better, I've forgotten my password 🤦
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"What do you mean 'it's not even at half mast'?"
"i've got access to the kids, but they don't wanna see me"
August 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"What do you mean 'it's not even at half mast'?"
Pure Cremation need to calm down. I made one enquiry, I don't need five phone calls, two texts and an email. Come on mate, the more you badger me, the less inclined I am to use you
August 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Pure Cremation need to calm down. I made one enquiry, I don't need five phone calls, two texts and an email. Come on mate, the more you badger me, the less inclined I am to use you
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The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
August 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
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People who overreact should be shot.
June 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People who overreact should be shot.
All I've eaten today is crumpets
June 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
All I've eaten today is crumpets
Lyon 2010 away tip, my size for £90. Do I?
June 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Lyon 2010 away tip, my size for £90. Do I?
Two days in a row I've needed a Nanna Nap. I'm such an old man
May 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Two days in a row I've needed a Nanna Nap. I'm such an old man
Being an adult sucks more dick than your Mum
May 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Being an adult sucks more dick than your Mum
Anyone else have Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head stuck as an earworm for the past week?
May 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Anyone else have Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head stuck as an earworm for the past week?
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
It's been bugging me for a while that I recognised the @severence2.bsky.social theme tune, but I couldn't work out from where. It just dawned on me that it's a slowed down version of The Thin Blue Line theme tune
May 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's been bugging me for a while that I recognised the @severence2.bsky.social theme tune, but I couldn't work out from where. It just dawned on me that it's a slowed down version of The Thin Blue Line theme tune
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May 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
If they offered Severance at my work I would absolutely take it. I can't deal with them any more
April 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If they offered Severance at my work I would absolutely take it. I can't deal with them any more
Just washed my car and now I'm watching Last Of The Summer Wine. Middle age has hit me fucking hard
April 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just washed my car and now I'm watching Last Of The Summer Wine. Middle age has hit me fucking hard
I'm blue. Da ba dee da ba di
April 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'm blue. Da ba dee da ba di
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I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
April 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
The only thing that brings me genuine joy at the moment is the Locatora Radio advert
April 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The only thing that brings me genuine joy at the moment is the Locatora Radio advert
I do love the way I actually like a complete cunt, but when I get called out for acting like a complete cunt I get offended. I hate me
April 17, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I do love the way I actually like a complete cunt, but when I get called out for acting like a complete cunt I get offended. I hate me