Alligator blorkby
@paulkins.bsky.social
Music/basketball/wrestling/vegan/video game/louisville enthusiast, probably other things too.
Starting dynamite late because i was folding some shirts, then realizing folding shirts means I’ll be able to fast forward through the stupid fucking ice commercials
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Starting dynamite late because i was folding some shirts, then realizing folding shirts means I’ll be able to fast forward through the stupid fucking ice commercials
I need to finish hollow knight so I can jump into silksong. I need to finish ghost of Tsushima so I can start ghost of yotei. Final fantasy tactics remaster came out. Guess I don’t need to buy anything new for awhile lol
October 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I need to finish hollow knight so I can jump into silksong. I need to finish ghost of Tsushima so I can start ghost of yotei. Final fantasy tactics remaster came out. Guess I don’t need to buy anything new for awhile lol
Feels silly the tone I was chasing with telecaster sized p90s was actually just a mini humbucker, definitely not the stock pick ups in this guitar but goddamn perfectly clear and bright without being ice pick to the ears bright
September 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Feels silly the tone I was chasing with telecaster sized p90s was actually just a mini humbucker, definitely not the stock pick ups in this guitar but goddamn perfectly clear and bright without being ice pick to the ears bright
It feels insane to say the wrestler who gives me the most joy right now on sight is max caster
August 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It feels insane to say the wrestler who gives me the most joy right now on sight is max caster
Random memory: one time I was doing sound and having issues with getting music to play through the aux, and someone from the kitchen yelled “it probably just hates something corporate!” and I yelled back “it’s jacks mannequin!”
August 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Random memory: one time I was doing sound and having issues with getting music to play through the aux, and someone from the kitchen yelled “it probably just hates something corporate!” and I yelled back “it’s jacks mannequin!”
Currently listening to Manchester orchestra because of aew, and that feels like an insane sentence to form
July 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Currently listening to Manchester orchestra because of aew, and that feels like an insane sentence to form
Every fake Bret hart commenting on Goldbergs retirement has gotten me for at least a couple seconds because of course they’re all exactly what he would say about Goldberg
July 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every fake Bret hart commenting on Goldbergs retirement has gotten me for at least a couple seconds because of course they’re all exactly what he would say about Goldberg
I’m glad everyone’s been real cool about spoilers for expedition 33, because I finished act 1 today and goddamn
May 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m glad everyone’s been real cool about spoilers for expedition 33, because I finished act 1 today and goddamn
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You buy one French wine to play your French game and your girlfriend starts sending you things like this
If you get really into French culture after playing Clair Obscur, you're a òuib.
April 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You buy one French wine to play your French game and your girlfriend starts sending you things like this
Cause I’m just a teenjus dirtbag, baby
April 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Cause I’m just a teenjus dirtbag, baby
Ann took these pictures of Dusty and he looks like a black and white picture added to a color picture. Therefore, he is now “timeless” Dusty dog
April 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ann took these pictures of Dusty and he looks like a black and white picture added to a color picture. Therefore, he is now “timeless” Dusty dog
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There is only one man who can offer us guidance right now
April 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There is only one man who can offer us guidance right now
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.
March 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.
Chip away, you can still expect me to show up with a mobile order ft. lot of edits to veganize a Crunchwrap (shoutout @mollyomalley.bsky.social)
Nvidia, $NVDA, is adding a new chip to Taco Bell drive thrus, to speed up wait times by suggesting specific menu items to customers that take a short time to prepare, per FORTUNE.
March 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Chip away, you can still expect me to show up with a mobile order ft. lot of edits to veganize a Crunchwrap (shoutout @mollyomalley.bsky.social)
Help: I learned the riff to last resort and I can’t stop playing it
March 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Help: I learned the riff to last resort and I can’t stop playing it
Fireworks - higher lonely power is such a banger of an album
March 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fireworks - higher lonely power is such a banger of an album
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me and the t-shirt from 2010 my mom wants me to get rid of
March 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
me and the t-shirt from 2010 my mom wants me to get rid of
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
At Mariah/toni storm match: holy fucking fuck
March 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
At Mariah/toni storm match: holy fucking fuck
This Mercedes momo match has ruled because it’s just been the slightest bit sloppy at times, making it feel more like a real competition
March 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This Mercedes momo match has ruled because it’s just been the slightest bit sloppy at times, making it feel more like a real competition
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BRO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FILTHY
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
BRO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FILTHY