Perfidious Pete
@perfidiouspete.bsky.social
Have torch and pitchfork, will travel.
This fucker needs to never know a single moment of peace for the rest of his life. Even after DHS shields him from consequence, the only sound this man should ever hear from another human mouth is the scream of "murderer."
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This fucker needs to never know a single moment of peace for the rest of his life. Even after DHS shields him from consequence, the only sound this man should ever hear from another human mouth is the scream of "murderer."
OLD YELLER WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
OLD YELLER WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
This morning has real just-annexed-the-Sudentenland energy huh?
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This morning has real just-annexed-the-Sudentenland energy huh?
Well, anyone with lingering questions about where the US Armed services stand with regard to carrying out illegal orders now has a very clear and definitive answer.
They're the bad guys.
They're the bad guys.
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Well, anyone with lingering questions about where the US Armed services stand with regard to carrying out illegal orders now has a very clear and definitive answer.
They're the bad guys.
They're the bad guys.
If you had asked me, "What kind of name do you think the child-porn robot would give a kid," my answer would have been Hudson Oakley.
The parents of the first baby born in 2026 in this county outside Baltimore got their name ideas from ChatGPT. Hudson Oakley Winkler.
www.baltimoresun.com/2026/01/01/c...
www.baltimoresun.com/2026/01/01/c...
ChatGPT named Carroll County’s first-born baby in 2026
The first baby born in Carroll County in 2026 was named with help from ChatGPT, a generative artificial intelligence chatbot.
www.baltimoresun.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If you had asked me, "What kind of name do you think the child-porn robot would give a kid," my answer would have been Hudson Oakley.
My next gig is fighting food insecurity with database normalization.
God bless you, Mr. Mayor. 🫡
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My next gig is fighting food insecurity with database normalization.
BUTTER
FRIEND
SEX
Well, 2026, you've got my attention...
FRIEND
SEX
Well, 2026, you've got my attention...
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
BUTTER
FRIEND
SEX
Well, 2026, you've got my attention...
FRIEND
SEX
Well, 2026, you've got my attention...
Not only can we stuff the AI "genie" back in the bottle, we also can and should banish all the fuckholes who said we couldn't to 10,000 years in a Cave of Wonders.
December 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Not only can we stuff the AI "genie" back in the bottle, we also can and should banish all the fuckholes who said we couldn't to 10,000 years in a Cave of Wonders.
Is it time for torches and pitchforks yet? 'Cause it feels like it's time. Like, mine are prepped and ready, and have been for awhile. I just don't want to be the lone asshole standing outside the Bastille.
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is it time for torches and pitchforks yet? 'Cause it feels like it's time. Like, mine are prepped and ready, and have been for awhile. I just don't want to be the lone asshole standing outside the Bastille.
Fuck it. Why not just go full Battle Royale at this point?
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Fuck it. Why not just go full Battle Royale at this point?
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🚨 THE FINAL EIGHT 🚨
We’ve made it to the quarter finals — only two days away from crowning a winner for Worst Person in Tech 2025.
Don’t miss your chance to vote!
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit2025-qf
We’ve made it to the quarter finals — only two days away from crowning a winner for Worst Person in Tech 2025.
Don’t miss your chance to vote!
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit2025-qf
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
🚨 THE FINAL EIGHT 🚨
We’ve made it to the quarter finals — only two days away from crowning a winner for Worst Person in Tech 2025.
Don’t miss your chance to vote!
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit2025-qf
We’ve made it to the quarter finals — only two days away from crowning a winner for Worst Person in Tech 2025.
Don’t miss your chance to vote!
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/wpit2025-qf
A tale of two hats.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A tale of two hats.
19, but only 'cause I had an e-mail address before AOL even existed.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
19, but only 'cause I had an e-mail address before AOL even existed.
"Our person of the year? Twelve fucknuckles who wouldn't cross the street to piss on you if you were on fire, but would instead sell marshmallows toasted on your corpse while waiting for you to burn out to see if your wallet was salvagable."
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Our person of the year? Twelve fucknuckles who wouldn't cross the street to piss on you if you were on fire, but would instead sell marshmallows toasted on your corpse while waiting for you to burn out to see if your wallet was salvagable."
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
I hope one smart employee took 10 minutes and an iPhone to film a buddy falling on their ass at Rockefeller Center, then spent the next several weeks playing Balatro before turning in their "AI footage" right before the deadline.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I hope one smart employee took 10 minutes and an iPhone to film a buddy falling on their ass at Rockefeller Center, then spent the next several weeks playing Balatro before turning in their "AI footage" right before the deadline.
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
"This piece of shit slop machine your idiot boss thinks is a god is about to make your job so, so much worse."
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says AI will unleash a wave of new ideas and unfinished projects—leaving people busier, not freer, as “everybody’s jobs will be different.” trib.al/i8LvkCC
Nvidia CEO says AI will actually make everyone a lot busier: 'Everybody's jobs will be different' | Fortune
“I would say that there's every evidence that we will be more productive and yet still be busier because we have so many ideas,” Jensen Huang said.
trib.al
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"This piece of shit slop machine your idiot boss thinks is a god is about to make your job so, so much worse."
I named my fists Database and Normalization, 'cause after they take a swing at you, all your prime attributes will be functionally independent.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I named my fists Database and Normalization, 'cause after they take a swing at you, all your prime attributes will be functionally independent.
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So, Thanos isn't just a bad guy--he's a Bad Guy®️.
Hollywood celebrities ruining your childhood one at a time. Fuck Josh Brolin.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Josh Brolin Knows Trump as a ‘Different Guy’ Having ‘Been a Friend’ of His Before Presidency: ‘No Greater Genius Than Him in Marketing’
Josh Brolin says he knows Trump as a 'different guy,' having known him before he was president.
variety.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
So, Thanos isn't just a bad guy--he's a Bad Guy®️.
Fuckin' hit me, @profanity.accountant.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Fuckin' hit me, @profanity.accountant.
Nada -- The Refreshments
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Nada -- The Refreshments
Even my dog is in a food coma.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Even my dog is in a food coma.
Folks in the US taking a day to relax and enjoy the fruits of their labors.
Meanwhile, the turkey emoji:
Meanwhile, the turkey emoji:
a close up of a man 's face with a finger on his nose .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a finger on his nose .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Folks in the US taking a day to relax and enjoy the fruits of their labors.
Meanwhile, the turkey emoji:
Meanwhile, the turkey emoji: