Pers Turner
@persofinterest.bsky.social
(They/them) Museum Tech
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Communism only works with everyone having sex with a homosexual
September 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Communism only works with everyone having sex with a homosexual
“Kash… KASH!” You’re an Indian right? What do you think of the redskins
July 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“Kash… KASH!” You’re an Indian right? What do you think of the redskins
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Ex wife: hey you’re a piece of shit that’s why I divorced you.
Hero: yeah I know.
-cue montage getting into a classic car-
Ex Wife: …but you’re the god damned best lawyer/detective/criminal I’ve ever seen and there’s a child who needs help.
Hero: *closes flip phone, curses, title card*
McFuck
Hero: yeah I know.
-cue montage getting into a classic car-
Ex Wife: …but you’re the god damned best lawyer/detective/criminal I’ve ever seen and there’s a child who needs help.
Hero: *closes flip phone, curses, title card*
McFuck
June 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ex wife: hey you’re a piece of shit that’s why I divorced you.
Hero: yeah I know.
-cue montage getting into a classic car-
Ex Wife: …but you’re the god damned best lawyer/detective/criminal I’ve ever seen and there’s a child who needs help.
Hero: *closes flip phone, curses, title card*
McFuck
Hero: yeah I know.
-cue montage getting into a classic car-
Ex Wife: …but you’re the god damned best lawyer/detective/criminal I’ve ever seen and there’s a child who needs help.
Hero: *closes flip phone, curses, title card*
McFuck
Squeaky Sherman Tank 2028!
June 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Squeaky Sherman Tank 2028!
Flat Eric is the original Le Poisson Steve. Respect your ancestors.
June 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Flat Eric is the original Le Poisson Steve. Respect your ancestors.
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oomf just sent this to me "this made me think of you" please enjoy
June 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
oomf just sent this to me "this made me think of you" please enjoy
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If ICE is having so much trouble in Los Angeles one tactic they could try is fucking off forever
June 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
If ICE is having so much trouble in Los Angeles one tactic they could try is fucking off forever
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Do you think that the "less than lethal" allows them to give themselves even more free reign than with firearms? That they can cause pain with impunity.
June 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Do you think that the "less than lethal" allows them to give themselves even more free reign than with firearms? That they can cause pain with impunity.
If I ran away into the woods I’d become a Faun. Call me Pan sexual.
June 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If I ran away into the woods I’d become a Faun. Call me Pan sexual.
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some resources for protestors
A demonstrator's guide to understanding riot munitions and how to defend against them
crimethinc.com/2021/01/04/a...
A demonstrator's guide to understanding riot munitions and how to defend against them
crimethinc.com/2021/01/04/a...
A Demonstrator’s Guide to Understanding Riot Munitions
An extensive guide to less-lethal police weaponry—including chemical weapons and impact munitions—and how to defend against and treat their effects.
crimethinc.com
June 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
some resources for protestors
A demonstrator's guide to understanding riot munitions and how to defend against them
crimethinc.com/2021/01/04/a...
A demonstrator's guide to understanding riot munitions and how to defend against them
crimethinc.com/2021/01/04/a...
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Bugs makes this case accurately and eloquently. what happened is not "man speaks from beyond the grave" what happened is "they showed an expensive cartoon in court"
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
May 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Bugs makes this case accurately and eloquently. what happened is not "man speaks from beyond the grave" what happened is "they showed an expensive cartoon in court"
Wrap it up folks. We’re done as a society. We’ve hit peak AI. It’s not getting smarter, but we’re getting dumber.
May 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Wrap it up folks. We’re done as a society. We’ve hit peak AI. It’s not getting smarter, but we’re getting dumber.
I can make a compelling argument the tattoos actually spell WD-40
Weed-Dead-4 (4 line segments on a cross)-0 (the logo for Zero skateboards is a skull)
Weed-Dead-4 (4 line segments on a cross)-0 (the logo for Zero skateboards is a skull)
All the fear around advanced generative video being able to convince world leaders of things that never happened when Trump's bar was just MS Paint
April 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I can make a compelling argument the tattoos actually spell WD-40
Weed-Dead-4 (4 line segments on a cross)-0 (the logo for Zero skateboards is a skull)
Weed-Dead-4 (4 line segments on a cross)-0 (the logo for Zero skateboards is a skull)
I’m an elder millennial. I drank from a hose that was purchased in 1980. I rode the same banana seat bike but the plastic had photo degraded and cracked so it pinched my butt with every pedal. I wanted to be a ghost. I had no catalogues, only 2” x 2” .mpgs that took half an hour to load at 28.8 kbps
im gen x. i drank from a hose. i rode a banana seat bike but it was a girls bike and everyone laughed at me. i was scared of ghosts. the neighbor's doberman would chase me home from school. i jerked off to catalogs so much my stepdad built a 2nd bathroom in the basement to hide my shame. im 5'2"
April 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m an elder millennial. I drank from a hose that was purchased in 1980. I rode the same banana seat bike but the plastic had photo degraded and cracked so it pinched my butt with every pedal. I wanted to be a ghost. I had no catalogues, only 2” x 2” .mpgs that took half an hour to load at 28.8 kbps
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If I only could
I'd make a deal with god
And get him to swap our faces
Then I'd be Castor Troy
And you'd be Sean Archer
And I could eat a peach for hours
I'd make a deal with god
And get him to swap our faces
Then I'd be Castor Troy
And you'd be Sean Archer
And I could eat a peach for hours
April 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If I only could
I'd make a deal with god
And get him to swap our faces
Then I'd be Castor Troy
And you'd be Sean Archer
And I could eat a peach for hours
I'd make a deal with god
And get him to swap our faces
Then I'd be Castor Troy
And you'd be Sean Archer
And I could eat a peach for hours
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Yeah i read scripture
April 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Yeah i read scripture
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As far as I can tell your mother is exactly and divinely correct
my mom knocked on my door and said "I found a turtle and thought you'd want to see him" then put him on my floor
April 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As far as I can tell your mother is exactly and divinely correct
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 26,1948
April 26,1948
April 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 26,1948
April 26,1948
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It's true I found this graph
April 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's true I found this graph
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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
This is for an extremely niche audience.
April 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is for an extremely niche audience.
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absolutely bodied by luxembourgish
April 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
absolutely bodied by luxembourgish
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Who would’ve thought we’d be living these books out? We are in perilous times.
April 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Who would’ve thought we’d be living these books out? We are in perilous times.
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lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account
April 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account