Twitter is owned by a billionaire nazi supervillian who denies the existence of trans people to such an extent that he considers his very much alive daughter as dead. What the fuck is anyone still doing there?

“Contrarian thinkers” will be the death of us. Serious action on the biggest challenges of our time delayed for years because people with huge media platforms were “just asking questions”:

“Is that trans person really human?”
“Is that right arm really that salute?”
“Is that iceberg really melting?”

Where Tony Soprano gets his chicken wire and gabagool

Genuinely liked some songs by The National for a while there, the most boring American indie band feasible, music for actuaries. I'll carry this weight with me forever

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute.

The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud.

This was the right and only appropriate response.

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

Best name for a football team is Hamilton Academical and it's not even close

Nothing worse than someone who's really good at the piano playing a train station piano, like people who are really good singers doing karaoke. Turn it in

A 10 year blanket ban on men starting long-form podcasts please

Yes to immortal dogs. No notes

Could do without all my Spotify daylists being called tender intimate dreamy indie wistful Wednesday morning tbh. Might need to set up a 24/7 one week Megadeth playlist to reset the alogorithm. But then it may go too far the other way to getting your head panned in with a spade Friday. Can't win

how to convince the government that I, too, am an inconvenienced bat

Robbie Williams monkey biopic superfan getting on my case about my very mild imprison everyone who sees this film in the pictures shout: I will not be stopped or daunted. Serious jail time is warranted

Probably best to quietly jail anyone who goes to see that Robbie Williams biopic where he's a CGI monkey, think it'll nip a lot of problems in the bud

I’m imposing martial law. For an hour.

Massive away win for the little fella.

Thinking of creating a bluesky starter pack of just me. I post on average once every two months, usually having a go at cars or a picture of a trolley in a field. It'd be a peaceful life

As my post first here I'd like to remind everyone never to thank drivers for stopping at pedestrian crossings as you have full right of way and they're not doing you a favour. Also reinforces a weird deferential power dynamic. Also Jeremy Clarkson is a gimp and all cars can fuck off. Thanks