Peter Stork
@peterstork.com
Obsessed with: ⚽ ⚾ 📺 🎥 and somehow the Billboard Adult Alternative Airplay chart? Frequent XLOOKUP and COUNTIFS user.
a 📋 and a 😃👋 will get you into any 🏢 in the 🌎
https://www.strava.com/athletes/peterstork
📍 Chicagoland via Mound City
a 📋 and a 😃👋 will get you into any 🏢 in the 🌎
https://www.strava.com/athletes/peterstork
📍 Chicagoland via Mound City
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If you spend any time at all in St. Louis, it becomes so apparent so quickly why soccer exploded here in the early 20th century and why it’s still a fundamental part of the city’s identity. It’s something you can say for so few places in this country. Respect.
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you spend any time at all in St. Louis, it becomes so apparent so quickly why soccer exploded here in the early 20th century and why it’s still a fundamental part of the city’s identity. It’s something you can say for so few places in this country. Respect.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
welp; come home, Alyssa
For the first time in 585 days, Chelsea lose a game in the Women’s Super League.
Today’s 1-0 defeat at home to Everton - who had just one league win this season heading into this fixture - marks their first WSL defeat in 35 matches, a record stretching back to May 2024.
Today’s 1-0 defeat at home to Everton - who had just one league win this season heading into this fixture - marks their first WSL defeat in 35 matches, a record stretching back to May 2024.
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
welp; come home, Alyssa
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astronomy news! in the next two weeks, the ball that albert pujols hit off brad lidge in the 2005 nlcs is expected to pass by saturn
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
astronomy news! in the next two weeks, the ball that albert pujols hit off brad lidge in the 2005 nlcs is expected to pass by saturn
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I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
smashing the DISLIKE button
After five seasons covering the St. Louis Cardinals for The Athletic, @katiejwoo.bsky.social is trying something new.
Introducing our new beat writer covering the back-to-back champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
Introducing our new beat writer covering the back-to-back champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
smashing the DISLIKE button
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Lord grant me the energy to resist correcting everyone on the Internet who says meteorologists aren’t good at their job
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lord grant me the energy to resist correcting everyone on the Internet who says meteorologists aren’t good at their job
I like Jack White but he needs more Meg White.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I like Jack White but he needs more Meg White.
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
resists biting you?
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
resists biting you?
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You don’t have to read far because they nailed this with the first in the list.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You don’t have to read far because they nailed this with the first in the list.
Cowboys vs Raiders with Bush 43 on the (alternate) telecast was designed in a lab to make me not want to watch.
(Instead I will watch my alma mater lose a basketball game at Wisconsin.)
(Instead I will watch my alma mater lose a basketball game at Wisconsin.)
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Cowboys vs Raiders with Bush 43 on the (alternate) telecast was designed in a lab to make me not want to watch.
(Instead I will watch my alma mater lose a basketball game at Wisconsin.)
(Instead I will watch my alma mater lose a basketball game at Wisconsin.)
hey @cardinals.com this is how you do it
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
hey @cardinals.com this is how you do it
Really? Dax Shepard was okay in it but Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook were absolutely worthless.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Really? Dax Shepard was okay in it but Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook were absolutely worthless.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
NOT SO MANY PEOPLE THO, YOU CRASHED APPLE TV !!!
ASSUME PLUR1BUS VIEWING POSITIONS 🎉🎉🎉
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
NOT SO MANY PEOPLE THO, YOU CRASHED APPLE TV !!!