might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

It sounds hyperbolic, I know, but I genuinely believe that wikipedia incorporating LLM-produced article summaries, or sanctioning LLM-produced articles, would signal the end of the internet as we've known it.

Like and share if you want Iran to have nukes

He may very well be antisemitic and we may see more overt examples once more info comes in, but in this entire piece the totality of evidence given for this prejudice is his hatred of...Zionism

There’s this inane idea that will not go away that claims soldiers and militants don’t think about politics or ideology when they’re fighting.

Bro if you’re engaging in mass organized violence you’re also thinking about why you’re doing it. Idk how people get away with making such stupid claims.

Holy shit, I cannot even believe what im seeing here lmfao

Oh my fucking GOD. This is better than I could have ever hoped for.

they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2

This looks like the family group chat when my nephew wins a lacrosse game.

Lot of people have been right about a lot of things, but no one has been as right as this

THE VIRGIN APPLE STORE
* Awkward to find a free employee who can help
* Can only sell and repair stuff
* Pressure you to buy things
* No chairs

THE CHAD DMV
* Get help by taking a number
* Many chairs for your comfort
* Provides amazing array of services
* No pressure to buy anything

Central, broadly trusted, nonpartisan mass media institutions were interesting to have and useful in many ways, but they were a novelty and an anomaly and we're going back to a more normal pre-WWII information environment. Is what it is. Don't really see the point in continuing to cry about this.

DON’T NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE.

DRIVE HIGH.