Piperkat
piperkat.bsky.social
Piperkat
@piperkat.bsky.social
Programmer. Veteran. Cat vassal.
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If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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FYI, If your child falls into an enclosure we get to keep it.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Them: An English degree? You’ll never get a job
Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I only ever share positive content to help save the street dogs.

1 million meals fed, 100,000 sterilizations funded and 106 dogs re-homed.

Today is the one day of the year I have a small request. You can do a monthly donation here...

www.happydoggo.com/donate
July 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Botched Penis surgery?
“Elongate”
March 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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what a day
March 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Here's how you do it
February 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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We need your help. At Merrymac we have almost 100 bird friends so we’re obviously terrified by the spread of bird flu. We’ve been scrambling to get new procedures, equipment, and structures in place but it has been expensive. Can you donate to help us save our flock? donorbox.org/mmfs-protect...
February 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat

driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
February 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.

The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.

‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.

So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
February 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.
January 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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We are in scary times with immigration sweeps, executive orders & farmworkers laboring in thick wildfire smoke. We're scrambling to do everything at once & our resources are stretched thin. Be there for farmworkers. Make a donation today ufw.org/scarytimes or paypal.com/paypalme/ufwdonate #WeFeedYou
January 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Attention weather geeks!
Heads up for the Weather Community!

You can now find NOAA (@noaa.gov), NOAA Climate (@climate.noaa.gov) & NWS HQ (@nws.noaa.gov; still being set up) on Bluesky!
January 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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The rules, if you are keeping track:

If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.

If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Yup, @jamellebouie.net has this exactly right. What these guys are celebrating/pursuing/yearning for is not masculine energy, it's *adolescent* energy. Drinking Red Bull, crushing Call of Duty, refusing to clean your room. It is indescribably pathetic. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/o...
January 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Here is a thread of California animal welfare orgs who need donations to help deal with the wildfire crisis (but they VERY DESPERATELY need adopters and foster homes too if you live close enough to help in that way):

1. Los Angeles County Animal Care: ambvzmmw.donorsupport.co/page/FUNAFLE...
Help Stop Animal Suffering
Your gift to the Los Angeles County Animal Care Foundation will help sustain programs that benefit animals in so many ways. From emergency rescue to life-saving medical care and adoption programs, you...
ambvzmmw.donorsupport.co
January 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Maybe consider not saying "It's just stuff" to people who have lost their homes.
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM