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Jumpin’ dem scorpions.
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Football is awesome
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Football is awesome
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January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Democrats have an absolute responsibility to refuse to fund this government. Lawless & violent at home & abroad.
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Democrats have an absolute responsibility to refuse to fund this government. Lawless & violent at home & abroad.
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🚨🚨wake up the pope 🚨🚨
imagine if he set his lil pope alarm to go off at 2 am in the Vatican FOR THIS.
do we think the pope is watching this
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
🚨🚨wake up the pope 🚨🚨
Damn, what a throw.
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Damn, what a throw.
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any political project that does not have as its goal the destruction of the system that produced that video is not worth a moment of your time
January 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
any political project that does not have as its goal the destruction of the system that produced that video is not worth a moment of your time
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My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
ICE is in Philly posing as Septa workers
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
Yep
ACC ACC ACC ACC
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Yep
Ole Miss needs a Malcolm Butler.
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Ole Miss needs a Malcolm Butler.
54 seconds and 2 timeouts and they’re playing for the FG???
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
54 seconds and 2 timeouts and they’re playing for the FG???
Calling it now - 27-27 going to OT.
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Calling it now - 27-27 going to OT.
Jesus Christ.
ICYMI: Minneapolis Public Schools will offer a virtual option for students until February 12th, starting next week. Educators, staff, and administration will begin to work to stand up this option for students tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Jesus Christ.
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Trinidad Chambliss is playing like there’s a bomb in his car
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Trinidad Chambliss is playing like there’s a bomb in his car
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Philadelphia in candlelight.
A city paused.
Love showed up for Renee Nicole Good.
A city paused.
Love showed up for Renee Nicole Good.
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Philadelphia in candlelight.
A city paused.
Love showed up for Renee Nicole Good.
A city paused.
Love showed up for Renee Nicole Good.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
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tin soldiers and donald's coming
January 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
tin soldiers and donald's coming
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
As I was saying…
This FCS championship game is ridiculous (complimentary). The unkillable Redbirds!
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
As I was saying…
This FCS championship game is ridiculous (complimentary). The unkillable Redbirds!
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This FCS championship game is ridiculous (complimentary). The unkillable Redbirds!
Gonna be hella funny if the Nuggets without Jokic beat the Sixers with Embiid.
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Gonna be hella funny if the Nuggets without Jokic beat the Sixers with Embiid.
One of my favorite Simpsons acts of all time. “Sorry. I *am* a coyote.”
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
One of my favorite Simpsons acts of all time. “Sorry. I *am* a coyote.”