Plastic Paddy Eyes
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i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
Katabasis isn't the worst book I've read. It's actually ok.
But it is easily the most disappointing
But it is easily the most disappointing
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Katabasis isn't the worst book I've read. It's actually ok.
But it is easily the most disappointing
But it is easily the most disappointing
Eric Adams is going to use hot sauce to fight homelessness
Eric Adams is going to use cryptocurrency to fight antisemitism. Eric Adams is going to use samurai swords to fight food waste. Eric Adams is going to use 100 rubber duckies to fight prostate cancer. I would believe literally any combo of words hellgatenyc.com/eric-adams-s...
Eric Adams Says His Next Gig Is Fighting Antisemitism With Cryptocurrency
How? Don't ask.
hellgatenyc.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Eric Adams is going to use hot sauce to fight homelessness
I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/PlasticPaddy...
Its Splinter Cell Conviction tonight, first play through in over a decade. Watch how bad i am!
Its Splinter Cell Conviction tonight, first play through in over a decade. Watch how bad i am!
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/PlasticPaddy...
Its Splinter Cell Conviction tonight, first play through in over a decade. Watch how bad i am!
Its Splinter Cell Conviction tonight, first play through in over a decade. Watch how bad i am!
Of all the cooking influencers, I hate Joshua Weissman the most.
Lot of people like to throw in some humor and personality in to their work, but he is so freaking obnoxious.
Lot of people like to throw in some humor and personality in to their work, but he is so freaking obnoxious.
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Of all the cooking influencers, I hate Joshua Weissman the most.
Lot of people like to throw in some humor and personality in to their work, but he is so freaking obnoxious.
Lot of people like to throw in some humor and personality in to their work, but he is so freaking obnoxious.
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I Am Your Beast ($13.99) - easily one of the best action games of the last 10 years. you'll feel like you're on some real john wick shit as you chain together kills with wicked and rapidfire improvisation in this bloodily electric story of revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1876590/...
December 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I Am Your Beast ($13.99) - easily one of the best action games of the last 10 years. you'll feel like you're on some real john wick shit as you chain together kills with wicked and rapidfire improvisation in this bloodily electric story of revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1876590/...
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It’s a Christmas miracle! I have ANOTHER video for you! youtu.be/nWVTRM_ABsg?...
5 AMAZING Games From 2025 That You Need to Play
YouTube video by PushingUpRoses
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s a Christmas miracle! I have ANOTHER video for you! youtu.be/nWVTRM_ABsg?...
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not just in art, either, there are guys who would go around obsessively fixing every clogged pipe in a 10-mile radius if they had the free time and social infrastructure to do so
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
not just in art, either, there are guys who would go around obsessively fixing every clogged pipe in a 10-mile radius if they had the free time and social infrastructure to do so
The DNC not releasing the autopsy is dumb.
Is it to help Harris in her rumored 2028 run, is it to shield the party from the idea about how truly unpopular that Gaza genocide is, that giving lazy consultants instead of vicious animals like me jobs cost them the election?
the world will never know
Is it to help Harris in her rumored 2028 run, is it to shield the party from the idea about how truly unpopular that Gaza genocide is, that giving lazy consultants instead of vicious animals like me jobs cost them the election?
the world will never know
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The DNC not releasing the autopsy is dumb.
Is it to help Harris in her rumored 2028 run, is it to shield the party from the idea about how truly unpopular that Gaza genocide is, that giving lazy consultants instead of vicious animals like me jobs cost them the election?
the world will never know
Is it to help Harris in her rumored 2028 run, is it to shield the party from the idea about how truly unpopular that Gaza genocide is, that giving lazy consultants instead of vicious animals like me jobs cost them the election?
the world will never know
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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imagine having an actual evil twin
Incredible story. A Democrat on the Indiana city council went viral for a video explaining that the guy who looks like him showing up at GOP events was his MAGA twin brother.
It wasn't a joke. TIME spoke to both Nick and Nathan Roberts about their relationship
time.com/7341364/twin...
It wasn't a joke. TIME spoke to both Nick and Nathan Roberts about their relationship
time.com/7341364/twin...
Meet the Identical Twins on Opposite Sides of the Political Divide
One is a Democratic city councillor, the other is an anti-immigration activist. Things got confusing when they appeared at the same public debate.
time.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
imagine having an actual evil twin
I'm convinced Staten Islanders don't know how to do basic addition and subtraction
December 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'm convinced Staten Islanders don't know how to do basic addition and subtraction
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These are the people the mainstream media is constantly telling us to understand and sympathize with.
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
These are the people the mainstream media is constantly telling us to understand and sympathize with.
Lol, applied for a job few weeks ago and forgot about it.
someone from HR emailed me saying they wanted to set up an interview.
problem is, they meant it for some guy called Marcus.
I tried to play it off as a joke, saying they can call me Marcus if they want and I provided my availabilities.
someone from HR emailed me saying they wanted to set up an interview.
problem is, they meant it for some guy called Marcus.
I tried to play it off as a joke, saying they can call me Marcus if they want and I provided my availabilities.
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Lol, applied for a job few weeks ago and forgot about it.
someone from HR emailed me saying they wanted to set up an interview.
problem is, they meant it for some guy called Marcus.
I tried to play it off as a joke, saying they can call me Marcus if they want and I provided my availabilities.
someone from HR emailed me saying they wanted to set up an interview.
problem is, they meant it for some guy called Marcus.
I tried to play it off as a joke, saying they can call me Marcus if they want and I provided my availabilities.
Dudes rock
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dudes rock
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the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
Secondary language learning would have a higher retention rates in schools if they taught basic insults like "fuck you"
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Secondary language learning would have a higher retention rates in schools if they taught basic insults like "fuck you"
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Soon, the greatest Christmas decoration ever will be coming out
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Soon, the greatest Christmas decoration ever will be coming out
Benefit of living with family: i can develop a savings
con: i have to constantly deal with unmarinated/unfried chicken being forced upon me
con: i have to constantly deal with unmarinated/unfried chicken being forced upon me
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Benefit of living with family: i can develop a savings
con: i have to constantly deal with unmarinated/unfried chicken being forced upon me
con: i have to constantly deal with unmarinated/unfried chicken being forced upon me
I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! Its a Cosmic Invasion tonight www.twitch.tv/PlasticPaddy...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! Its a Cosmic Invasion tonight www.twitch.tv/PlasticPaddy...
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the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads alone they always kill me
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads alone they always kill me
The USA and the UK almost went to war over a pig in 1859
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The USA and the UK almost went to war over a pig in 1859