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#AI is awful part eleventy million. I wanted to confirm that I remembered hearing that Ian Tattersall had a rule about being able to tell whether fossil skulls were different species at fifty paces. Searches for "ian tattersall" and "fifty paces" wasn't turning anything up...
December 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
#AI is awful part eleventy million. I wanted to confirm that I remembered hearing that Ian Tattersall had a rule about being able to tell whether fossil skulls were different species at fifty paces. Searches for "ian tattersall" and "fifty paces" wasn't turning anything up...
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has a machine gun now. Ho! Ho! Ho!
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Tiny Tim R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Tiny Tim R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Import your contacts? Thought this platform was supposed to be different. 😒
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Import your contacts? Thought this platform was supposed to be different. 😒
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political science
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
political science
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I've listened to this like 12 times and I can't stop laughing
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I've listened to this like 12 times and I can't stop laughing
I know something’s fucked up, because I’m looking forward to family Thanksgiving karaoke next year.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I know something’s fucked up, because I’m looking forward to family Thanksgiving karaoke next year.
One more day until the weekend. Thank God.
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
One more day until the weekend. Thank God.
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I will never not repost this when it rolls by.
And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...
September 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I will never not repost this when it rolls by.
Porn needs a better lobby. I don’t have to scan my driver’s license to visit distillery websites.
September 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Porn needs a better lobby. I don’t have to scan my driver’s license to visit distillery websites.
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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NEW ALBUM ALERT
STONEBURNER
POST. INDUSTRIAL. OCCULT
Cop International
Pre-orders up now
stoneburnerofficial.bandcamp.com/album/post-i...
(and because it’s come up & life is confusing, the cover is digital art by Steven Archer, not AI generated)
STONEBURNER
POST. INDUSTRIAL. OCCULT
Cop International
Pre-orders up now
stoneburnerofficial.bandcamp.com/album/post-i...
(and because it’s come up & life is confusing, the cover is digital art by Steven Archer, not AI generated)
August 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
NEW ALBUM ALERT
STONEBURNER
POST. INDUSTRIAL. OCCULT
Cop International
Pre-orders up now
stoneburnerofficial.bandcamp.com/album/post-i...
(and because it’s come up & life is confusing, the cover is digital art by Steven Archer, not AI generated)
STONEBURNER
POST. INDUSTRIAL. OCCULT
Cop International
Pre-orders up now
stoneburnerofficial.bandcamp.com/album/post-i...
(and because it’s come up & life is confusing, the cover is digital art by Steven Archer, not AI generated)
Tonight’s cocktails and dinner.
August 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Tonight’s cocktails and dinner.
Took a time out from cooking for a photo shoot. Little Dark is not impressed.
Val didn’t know this was a One Piece apron when she bought it for me.
Val didn’t know this was a One Piece apron when she bought it for me.
August 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Took a time out from cooking for a photo shoot. Little Dark is not impressed.
Val didn’t know this was a One Piece apron when she bought it for me.
Val didn’t know this was a One Piece apron when she bought it for me.
Made a rack of lamb for dinner tonight. It turned out pretty OK.
August 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Made a rack of lamb for dinner tonight. It turned out pretty OK.
Giving a new pair of shorts the Case Pollard treatment and OF COURSE I put a small whole in them.
August 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Giving a new pair of shorts the Case Pollard treatment and OF COURSE I put a small whole in them.
Booked our return to Maine’s southern coast for next June. When we went last fall it was the most relaxing trip we’d ever had. Very excited to go back.
August 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Booked our return to Maine’s southern coast for next June. When we went last fall it was the most relaxing trip we’d ever had. Very excited to go back.
Last Sunday I made homemade meatballs.
August 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Last Sunday I made homemade meatballs.
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Here, for those who thirst for such things, is the classic, pre-Civil War Mint Julep, in all its glory. No whiskey here, only imported goods, and pricey o es at that. Worth it, I believe. Not that it won’t frost properly in air conditioning, so build it out on the verandah if you care for frost.
Stir a heaping barspoon of sugar into .5 oz water. Muddle 5-6 mint leaves, lightly. Fill tall glass with fine-pounded ice. Add 2.5 oz VSOP or XO cognac. Stir. Refill with ice (it will have sunk), add 5 mint sprigs and float .5 oz of Jamaican pot-still rum (I split this). Let frost. Straws. Smile.
July 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Here, for those who thirst for such things, is the classic, pre-Civil War Mint Julep, in all its glory. No whiskey here, only imported goods, and pricey o es at that. Worth it, I believe. Not that it won’t frost properly in air conditioning, so build it out on the verandah if you care for frost.
I made some damn fine chili dogs tonight. Homemade Texas chili on natural-casing dogs in butter-toasted New England-style buns. This meal brought to you by YouTube and Wegman’s.
July 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I made some damn fine chili dogs tonight. Homemade Texas chili on natural-casing dogs in butter-toasted New England-style buns. This meal brought to you by YouTube and Wegman’s.
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PAPA SMURF: Some of us aren't pulling our weight around here.
HANDY SMURF: Gee, I wonder who the smurf he's talking about.
TRIPPY SMURF (living in a psilocybin mushroom house): holy shit you guys have you noticed we're all *blue*?
HANDY SMURF: Gee, I wonder who the smurf he's talking about.
TRIPPY SMURF (living in a psilocybin mushroom house): holy shit you guys have you noticed we're all *blue*?
July 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
PAPA SMURF: Some of us aren't pulling our weight around here.
HANDY SMURF: Gee, I wonder who the smurf he's talking about.
TRIPPY SMURF (living in a psilocybin mushroom house): holy shit you guys have you noticed we're all *blue*?
HANDY SMURF: Gee, I wonder who the smurf he's talking about.
TRIPPY SMURF (living in a psilocybin mushroom house): holy shit you guys have you noticed we're all *blue*?
I got three free months of SiriusXM from the parking app, so I’ve been listening to Little Steven’s Underground Garage. I like it. Good thing, too, because we booked his cruise for next spring. ‼️
July 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I got three free months of SiriusXM from the parking app, so I’ve been listening to Little Steven’s Underground Garage. I like it. Good thing, too, because we booked his cruise for next spring. ‼️