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Pochiiii
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🇮🇹 | 19 | Any pronouns |
You know what pisses me off about drake vs Kendrick? That nobody talked about drake's shit posture. Do you see how he stands, walks and sits? It's embarrassing!! He's a goblin
February 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So people liked "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" AND NOT JOKER 2? WHAT WORLD AM I LIVING IN??? the nostalgia effect really got you on this one.
January 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because of the setting. It's a Christmas movie because it has The Christmas Plot:

A man who is neglecting his family to focus on work learns What Really Matters through an improbable crisis around the holidays and rededicates himself to his wife and kids
December 27, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel

me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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What if

I do not want a new year?

Why can't I have a gently used one? A floor model? A scratch and dent, hmm?
December 28, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Does anyone learning Chinese want to chat? I'm a newbie but I want to start practicing
#learningchinese #chinese
December 10, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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yoon can try to close korea off but it’s too late. we already have their fried chicken recipes, and we are going to fuse it with other stuff
December 3, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Honey on pork steak? This is the best day of my life I'm gonna let this give me diabetes
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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My first thought in the morning...WTH? And...I must pee!
December 2, 2024 at 10:33 AM
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If you’re eating something in a hospital and anything falls to the floor, there’s no 5-second rule… it’s gone, man
November 26, 2024 at 3:03 PM
UMINEKO
November 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Not lego set, beautiful boys made by me and my bf (I made the elf he made the snowman)
November 24, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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where can I live like im in stardew valley but irl but I don’t wanna be the farmer I wanna be the goth basement kid or the wizard perhaps
November 22, 2024 at 6:41 AM
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BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!
The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 AM
She was so effing smalllllll 😠😠😠 be small again
November 21, 2024 at 8:28 AM
I WISH I was the type of person who drinks hot chocolate during the winter but that shit makes me vomit HOW DO YOU DO IT
November 19, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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"I love my eternal youth, and exploring my self-indulgent sensualism!"
Meanwhile, the painting in my house:
November 18, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales
November 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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Serious baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.
November 18, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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arcane s2 drinking game: take a shot every time there's a music video, take two if it happens before the opening
November 18, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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Good morning
November 16, 2024 at 2:12 PM
November 17, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Playing Rhythm Heaven on my bf's Nintendo and I got superb on the love lab 💓
November 17, 2024 at 12:11 PM