#momsky #whereisyuanxin
#momsky #whereisyuanxin
Or "but I am le tired"
"Well have a nap. Then fire ze missles!"
But it says something that the memorable video of my teen years was called "The End of the World" & was a huge dark joke about nukes.
Fuckin' kangaroos.
67 is silly. Kids should be silly
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
🫴 six-seven 🫳
Or "but I am le tired"
"Well have a nap. Then fire ze missles!"
But it says something that the memorable video of my teen years was called "The End of the World" & was a huge dark joke about nukes.
Fuckin' kangaroos.
67 is silly. Kids should be silly
what hacking is actually like: Hmm. That’s weird
After ten years of the same recipe, I cut my palm on a turkey bone while spatchcocking. I cleaned it out painfully well, and then wore a bandaid and gloves for the rest of the prep.
May the hearth gods bless me with a hella good bird tomorrow after the blood sacrifice...
After ten years of the same recipe, I cut my palm on a turkey bone while spatchcocking. I cleaned it out painfully well, and then wore a bandaid and gloves for the rest of the prep.
May the hearth gods bless me with a hella good bird tomorrow after the blood sacrifice...
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Me: *staring at phone giggling*
My 17 year old: what? *looks over shoulder* OH MY GOD WHAT DID THEY DO TO OSCAR???
Me: *staring at phone giggling*
My 17 year old: what? *looks over shoulder* OH MY GOD WHAT DID THEY DO TO OSCAR???
Oh, the times that we believed?
In a Cocaine Jesus in a black four-seater
Got a man, don't need him, but you wait
Oh, the times that we believed?
In a Cocaine Jesus in a black four-seater
Got a man, don't need him, but you wait
I guess I should watch a documentary.
I guess I should watch a documentary.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
Folks in MA: *twiddles thumbs*
Folks in MA: *twiddles thumbs*