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I really just want to talk about Dune.
He/him
He/him
Stoked to see the Moda Center on a national broadcast game, but Peacock’s broadcast team couldn’t even hold the door for Kevin and Lamar.
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Stoked to see the Moda Center on a national broadcast game, but Peacock’s broadcast team couldn’t even hold the door for Kevin and Lamar.
2018: As the elevator door closes in the Beacon Hotel in NYC, I look out into the lobby and say to myself “Holy shit, that’s David Crosby!”
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
2018: As the elevator door closes in the Beacon Hotel in NYC, I look out into the lobby and say to myself “Holy shit, that’s David Crosby!”
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Gotta keep your head on a swivel for good spoonerisms, they’re everywhere. Tonight’s football game, for instance, Briefs-Chonkos
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Gotta keep your head on a swivel for good spoonerisms, they’re everywhere. Tonight’s football game, for instance, Briefs-Chonkos
I am invincible!
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I am invincible!
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Olivia Nuzzi what have you done
The stony-faced dictator offered a rare, brief glimpse into his heart.
Vladimir Putin Shockingly Admits He’s In Love
The stony-faced dictator displayed emotional capability in a press conference where he outlined his military goals in Ukraine.
trib.al
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Olivia Nuzzi what have you done
TLDR: Follow the Blazers’ lead!
I was on the Sunday shift yesterday and wrote some Basketball Analysis about the three simple things teams will need to do in order to possibly defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder by two points, on a neutral court, in the future. defector.com/the-spurs-sh...
The Spurs Showed How To Beat The Thunder | Defector
It is not the biggest problem facing the NBA, and it is not really the Oklahoma City Thunder’s fault, but it is unfortunate that the best team in the sport is such lousy television. It’s more accurate...
defector.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
TLDR: Follow the Blazers’ lead!
In this house, we celebrate Toyotathon as the one true Nationwide Sales Event.
can’t wish anyone a happy honda-days anymore
December 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
In this house, we celebrate Toyotathon as the one true Nationwide Sales Event.
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Pistons Magic game just went to commercial on a slo mo montage of both teams yelling at the refs…
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pistons Magic game just went to commercial on a slo mo montage of both teams yelling at the refs…
What in god’s name have TV providers been doing to our nation’s old people? I’m trying to turn on the football game in Detroit and the whole thing is a mess!
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What in god’s name have TV providers been doing to our nation’s old people? I’m trying to turn on the football game in Detroit and the whole thing is a mess!
My brother-in-law has lived in Detroit most of his life, but isn’t a big basketball fan. Watching PHI ORL tonight, he came into the room and immediately said “Oh no, not Andre Drummond!”
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My brother-in-law has lived in Detroit most of his life, but isn’t a big basketball fan. Watching PHI ORL tonight, he came into the room and immediately said “Oh no, not Andre Drummond!”
Sweetgreen exists so that one or two people in the writers room can bum everyone out when it’s their turn to pick lunch. Close everything everywhere except for Burbank, it’s simple supply and demand.
Fast-casual salad chain Sweetgreen is struggling as its traffic and sales continue to fall and it reports millions in losses each quarter.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
The fast-casual chain Sweetgreen's struggles are worsening.
cnb.cx
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sweetgreen exists so that one or two people in the writers room can bum everyone out when it’s their turn to pick lunch. Close everything everywhere except for Burbank, it’s simple supply and demand.
“I still do drugs, but I used to too.”
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“I still do drugs, but I used to too.”
NBA refs seem extra bad this season, which is a bad look with all the gambling stuff.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
NBA refs seem extra bad this season, which is a bad look with all the gambling stuff.
It’s only a matter of time before I fuck this up.
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s only a matter of time before I fuck this up.
Has anyone else ever smugly held in a burp?
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Has anyone else ever smugly held in a burp?
I remember when Saddiq Bey was on the Pistons and I was in Detroit for Thanksgiving they would play “ey bey bey” every time he got a bucket and I loved that.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I remember when Saddiq Bey was on the Pistons and I was in Detroit for Thanksgiving they would play “ey bey bey” every time he got a bucket and I loved that.
Willie Green spent halftime googling Edible Arrangements Portland Oregon
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Willie Green spent halftime googling Edible Arrangements Portland Oregon
More confusing slow-motion reviews for potential flagrants! More!
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
More confusing slow-motion reviews for potential flagrants! More!
If you’re in line, STAY IN LINE!
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If you’re in line, STAY IN LINE!
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where do these guys buy their teeth, home depot?
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
where do these guys buy their teeth, home depot?
Blazers are losing more than Clippers are winning…
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Blazers are losing more than Clippers are winning…
Woof, I thought I had a rough day at work…
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Woof, I thought I had a rough day at work…
Oh no, guys.
Sexy Chauncey Billups.
Sexy Chauncey Billups.
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh no, guys.
Sexy Chauncey Billups.
Sexy Chauncey Billups.