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This would have been disturbing if he or any other candidate had anything of value to say... they just wanted to jam with a celebrity!
The incident during the election where he suddenly stopped during a rally and swayed to music for 45 minutes in particular was something that wasn't treated by the media like the thing it obviously was
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This would have been disturbing if he or any other candidate had anything of value to say... they just wanted to jam with a celebrity!
If you knew Trump was about to die why wouldn't you just be like hey JD what's up, let's be friends. why would you leave cussing out a guy who's about to die... just sit tight for two seconds
My takeaway is these politicians know something about Trump's medical condition that we don't.
Trump is very sick, probably dying— and they're betting that he won't last out his term. They're carving out space in the post-Trump MAGA world. MTG is distancing herself from the Vance 2028 camp.
Trump is very sick, probably dying— and they're betting that he won't last out his term. They're carving out space in the post-Trump MAGA world. MTG is distancing herself from the Vance 2028 camp.
‘I Was Just So Naïve’: Inside Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Break With Trump
www.nytimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you knew Trump was about to die why wouldn't you just be like hey JD what's up, let's be friends. why would you leave cussing out a guy who's about to die... just sit tight for two seconds
They aren't ready for the Hyperborea Democrat
I truly believe that none of the rest of the GOP roster is electable federally and they’re about to struggle HARD without daddy at the top of the ticket. These people are so high on their own supply they don’t even know what’s coming.
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They aren't ready for the Hyperborea Democrat
yessssss finally they're going to dissolve Congress (on the grounds that the people are too demanding and giving the congressmen trauma)
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
yessssss finally they're going to dissolve Congress (on the grounds that the people are too demanding and giving the congressmen trauma)
the world is about to see an alliance between wine moms and Agartha believers
I always try to emphasize this: in the big picture, the median liberal, aka the kind of person who donates to ActBlue, or is a campaign volunteer, or who makes up part of one of many of the legacy liberal organizations, is to the left of the median liberal think tanker or Congressman on Palestine.
The latter very feverishly thinks Israeli ultranationalism is just plainly good and that Palestinians should suffer under it for eternity and also that the US should for whatever reason underwrite this arrangement with its full soft and hard power
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
the world is about to see an alliance between wine moms and Agartha believers
I read this as Duane Reade and was like yeah I want to check in too
We have never NEVER seen a president look so out of control and deranged.
He should be checked in to Walter Reade.
He should be checked in to Walter Reade.
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I read this as Duane Reade and was like yeah I want to check in too
I don't get this like the meanest thing to happen to Trump would just be that everyone kind of forgets him and moves on
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I don't get this like the meanest thing to happen to Trump would just be that everyone kind of forgets him and moves on
wait was this a reverse Charlie Kirk situation? Imagine being in the Situation Room and the president is calling TMZ
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wait was this a reverse Charlie Kirk situation? Imagine being in the Situation Room and the president is calling TMZ
i would overthrow the government just to put Biden back in again just so we could see the woke wax museum. then obviously we would have to overthrow Biden for Trump or if he's not available the mysterious Barron
fam our government is a fucking fascist wax museum
I see Stallone sent a cardboard standee instead
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i would overthrow the government just to put Biden back in again just so we could see the woke wax museum. then obviously we would have to overthrow Biden for Trump or if he's not available the mysterious Barron
why would a high earner settle in Britain... unless they were a criminal pervert
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
why would a high earner settle in Britain... unless they were a criminal pervert
I really hope Trump does not die in office because a LOT of people are going to lose the last 1 percent of their minds once JD Vance gets up there and starts talking about how demons are real
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I really hope Trump does not die in office because a LOT of people are going to lose the last 1 percent of their minds once JD Vance gets up there and starts talking about how demons are real
I bought these spices and they gave me a pack of Russiagate conspiracy theory spices
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I bought these spices and they gave me a pack of Russiagate conspiracy theory spices
Therapy was a bad idea... no more therapy
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Therapy was a bad idea... no more therapy
imagine being American and going to jail for a war crime because you got busted by other Americans. you would have to just get killed in the prison right away because that's too embarrassing
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
imagine being American and going to jail for a war crime because you got busted by other Americans. you would have to just get killed in the prison right away because that's too embarrassing
i'm tired of the guillotine joke could you imagine being in america and trying to get someone in one of those things. you'd end up like the side of a grater
People say they want to manufacture real things in America again BUT they complain that it’s “inappropriate” and “not productive” to talk about how we need lots of guillotines. Like make up your minds!
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i'm tired of the guillotine joke could you imagine being in america and trying to get someone in one of those things. you'd end up like the side of a grater
this would be a really grotesque scene (complimentary) but why would you want Benioff there? Are they friends, is this a thing where Benioff is his emotional backup?
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
this would be a really grotesque scene (complimentary) but why would you want Benioff there? Are they friends, is this a thing where Benioff is his emotional backup?
I still think Trump and Biden should make love
Trump claims “any document” signed by Joe Biden is “hereby terminated.”
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I still think Trump and Biden should make love
It's sad to see, you can tell he's decompensating... he should have said retarded in the first term it would have been like juneteenth for dimes square types
2/ and in a subsequent post uses the term "retarded" to describe the elected governor of a U.S. state
Trump has now disproved any claim he had to being mentally competent to remain in office
Trump has now disproved any claim he had to being mentally competent to remain in office
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It's sad to see, you can tell he's decompensating... he should have said retarded in the first term it would have been like juneteenth for dimes square types
Suspect elites were always like this but they used sealed letters and that invisible ink shit instead of emails so the people had to guess
The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Suspect elites were always like this but they used sealed letters and that invisible ink shit instead of emails so the people had to guess
there is a Michael Jackson biopic let Donald Trump and Brett Ratner cook
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
there is a Michael Jackson biopic let Donald Trump and Brett Ratner cook
I wish he had stayed in so I could have cast my vote for the greatest American of all time
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I wish he had stayed in so I could have cast my vote for the greatest American of all time
how was that even supposed to work he was calling Trump up to figure out how to remove his monitor? Bolsonaro NO
Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
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November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
how was that even supposed to work he was calling Trump up to figure out how to remove his monitor? Bolsonaro NO
Saying it before but Trump is a hater because they tried to throw him in jail and take his beautiful buildings... Mamdani wasn't involved in that
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Saying it before but Trump is a hater because they tried to throw him in jail and take his beautiful buildings... Mamdani wasn't involved in that
I'm sorry but this is not a surprise, the only way you can be an elected official without having a family that owns some land or is part of the intellectual gentry is by working your way up the security state. workers have to work! they don't have the time or money
4. But Graham Platner is not the son of the American working class. This is evidenced by a few facts about the world he was born into. His mom is a restaurateur. His dad is an attorney and elected official.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm sorry but this is not a surprise, the only way you can be an elected official without having a family that owns some land or is part of the intellectual gentry is by working your way up the security state. workers have to work! they don't have the time or money