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uber driver wouldn't let me get in with a deer carcass so i shot his tire with my crossbow
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
uber driver wouldn't let me get in with a deer carcass so i shot his tire with my crossbow
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good peaceful thoughts and feelings
March 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
good peaceful thoughts and feelings
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evil thoughts and feelings
March 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
evil thoughts and feelings
I am the human element on the stock market.
March 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I am the human element on the stock market.
Just prestiged in dumbassery
February 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just prestiged in dumbassery
Power Word: Mild Confusion
February 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Power Word: Mild Confusion
I hate climbing Elysium because every time I think I've found the fourth mountain it turns out I was always on the first layer and this is just the second.
February 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I hate climbing Elysium because every time I think I've found the fourth mountain it turns out I was always on the first layer and this is just the second.
To alleviate ethical concerns of consent, every animal that we uplift and imbue with the problems of modern society, we will balance out by lobotomizing a burnt-out human.
January 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
To alleviate ethical concerns of consent, every animal that we uplift and imbue with the problems of modern society, we will balance out by lobotomizing a burnt-out human.
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I hate being sealed in a chamber. I was meant for greater things.
January 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I hate being sealed in a chamber. I was meant for greater things.
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digging a wildlife pond for personal use
January 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
digging a wildlife pond for personal use
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seeing a writhing Cyclopean horror and hitting em with a "Who goes there" 👨🔦
January 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
seeing a writhing Cyclopean horror and hitting em with a "Who goes there" 👨🔦
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Blowing dust off a huge leather-bound grimoire to reveal emblazoned in gold leaf the words "EVERY SLUR"
January 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Blowing dust off a huge leather-bound grimoire to reveal emblazoned in gold leaf the words "EVERY SLUR"
Imagining a better version of your idea
January 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Imagining a better version of your idea
Our local Thieves Guild tried raising their dues so me and the other thieves unionized (killed the local capo).
January 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Our local Thieves Guild tried raising their dues so me and the other thieves unionized (killed the local capo).
I don't remember how I ended up at the Raytheon holiday party, but I'm going to make the most of it
drunk at the Raytheon company holiday party entering a raffle to launch the next missile
December 21, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I don't remember how I ended up at the Raytheon holiday party, but I'm going to make the most of it
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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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Making art with brain matter
December 21, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Making art with brain matter
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I give it 5 years until consumer products only come in loot boxes
December 11, 2024 at 6:29 AM
I give it 5 years until consumer products only come in loot boxes
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I haven't changed my water filter in 12 years and now it makes kombucha
December 18, 2023 at 8:23 PM
I haven't changed my water filter in 12 years and now it makes kombucha
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*grabs your arm and pulls you into a cursed realm*
December 11, 2024 at 8:16 PM
*grabs your arm and pulls you into a cursed realm*
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they're installing an outdoor coffee trough at dunkins
December 11, 2024 at 11:47 PM
they're installing an outdoor coffee trough at dunkins
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shrimping so hard over my scrolls my spine explodes
December 12, 2024 at 12:05 AM
shrimping so hard over my scrolls my spine explodes
Every cigarrete I smoke makes me a little bit more evil
November 28, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Every cigarrete I smoke makes me a little bit more evil