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Listening to the audiobook of THE HOBBIT read by Andy Serkis and when he finally gets to the point where he can whip out the Gollum voice it's like when the drums hit in 'In The Air Tonight.'
February 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Listening to the audiobook of THE HOBBIT read by Andy Serkis and when he finally gets to the point where he can whip out the Gollum voice it's like when the drums hit in 'In The Air Tonight.'
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There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people
January 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people
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The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
January 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
I’m so psyched for this to come out! I just wish I had more friends that could truly understand the genius of this book!
My first book comes out on 6 Feb in the UK and on the 5 May in US and Australia. It’s called A Passion For Passion and it’s a deranged love letter to the Romance Genre. It’s also secretly a call to value joy. Writing it was so fucking silly and I adore it.
@unbounders
@thebugle
@unbounders
@thebugle
January 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m so psyched for this to come out! I just wish I had more friends that could truly understand the genius of this book!
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“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.”
- Shannon L. Alder
- Shannon L. Alder
December 11, 2023 at 4:23 PM
“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.”
- Shannon L. Alder
- Shannon L. Alder
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Happy third anniversary of the funniest political moment of all time.
November 7, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Happy third anniversary of the funniest political moment of all time.
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"The data shows that the number of people becoming destitute is currently outstripping our ability to set up new correctional facilities to imprison them."
Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
WASHINGTON—A concerning new study released Monday by the Federal Bureau of Prisons found that the nation’s poverty is growing faster than officials can build prisons. “The data shows that the nu...
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November 6, 2023 at 4:48 PM
"The data shows that the number of people becoming destitute is currently outstripping our ability to set up new correctional facilities to imprison them."
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The stages of Hallowe’en:
* this is probably too much candy right?
* this is definitely too much, nobody is coming
* oh no they’re all coming at once, what if it’s not enough
* nope, they stopped, please don’t stop
* this is probably too much candy right?
* this is definitely too much, nobody is coming
* oh no they’re all coming at once, what if it’s not enough
* nope, they stopped, please don’t stop
November 1, 2023 at 1:12 AM
The stages of Hallowe’en:
* this is probably too much candy right?
* this is definitely too much, nobody is coming
* oh no they’re all coming at once, what if it’s not enough
* nope, they stopped, please don’t stop
* this is probably too much candy right?
* this is definitely too much, nobody is coming
* oh no they’re all coming at once, what if it’s not enough
* nope, they stopped, please don’t stop
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Multiple things can be true at once:
1. Oct 7th was the worst collective trauma Jews have experienced in our lifetimes
2. The war on Gaza is a horror
3. Antisemitism is rising
4. Islamophobia is rising
Those trying to use one of these to cancel others are making things worse
1. Oct 7th was the worst collective trauma Jews have experienced in our lifetimes
2. The war on Gaza is a horror
3. Antisemitism is rising
4. Islamophobia is rising
Those trying to use one of these to cancel others are making things worse
October 29, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Multiple things can be true at once:
1. Oct 7th was the worst collective trauma Jews have experienced in our lifetimes
2. The war on Gaza is a horror
3. Antisemitism is rising
4. Islamophobia is rising
Those trying to use one of these to cancel others are making things worse
1. Oct 7th was the worst collective trauma Jews have experienced in our lifetimes
2. The war on Gaza is a horror
3. Antisemitism is rising
4. Islamophobia is rising
Those trying to use one of these to cancel others are making things worse
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“You should be forced to have more children because we need them to earn low wages” is a thing people can say, apparently, and be Speaker of the House.
New GOP House Speaker Mike Johnson this week claimed that Roe V. Wade unjustly allowed women to choose NOT to give birth to “able bodied workers in the economy,” which is why everything is so expensive.
Very cool, very normal, very forced-birth eugenics
Very cool, very normal, very forced-birth eugenics
October 27, 2023 at 4:50 PM
“You should be forced to have more children because we need them to earn low wages” is a thing people can say, apparently, and be Speaker of the House.
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once again josh nails it
October 25, 2023 at 5:02 PM
once again josh nails it
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"Honestly, the only problem with ordering takeout is that the choices are kind of overwhelming."
Defense Contractor Unsure If He Wants To Cook Or Just Have Dinner Delivered By Politician On Hands A...
ARLINGTON, VA—Feeling overwhelmed by the sheer number of options, local defense contractor Erick Yardley told reporters Tuesday he was unsure if he wanted to cook or just have dinner delivered by a ...
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October 24, 2023 at 3:03 PM
"Honestly, the only problem with ordering takeout is that the choices are kind of overwhelming."
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The only fine I will accept as just for Donald Trump is that he should have to repay the student loans of the clerk who he endangered.
October 20, 2023 at 9:01 PM
The only fine I will accept as just for Donald Trump is that he should have to repay the student loans of the clerk who he endangered.
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Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.
‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That
The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...
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October 13, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.
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"Wow, this is a huge weight off my chest."
Jewish Man Reassured After Being Told Antisemitism Doesn’t Exist
NEW YORK—Expressing a deep sense of relief upon learning that one of the most persistent and insidious prejudices in human history was not real, local Jewish man Dan Applebaum was reportedly reas...
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October 13, 2023 at 6:21 PM
"Wow, this is a huge weight off my chest."