Professor Batty
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Does everyone with a window cat bed secretly reapply the suction cups on a regular basis? All the photos online made me somehow believe they just stay forever
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Does everyone with a window cat bed secretly reapply the suction cups on a regular basis? All the photos online made me somehow believe they just stay forever
My oven was extremely tilted. Leveled it today and cleaned underneath (you don't wanna know what unholy nastiness was under there). I keep remembering it's level and getting excited to make something but I've already eaten all my meals for the day....
January 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
My oven was extremely tilted. Leveled it today and cleaned underneath (you don't wanna know what unholy nastiness was under there). I keep remembering it's level and getting excited to make something but I've already eaten all my meals for the day....
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Cleaned the outside of my fridge to honor the cleaning goat and her retirement from cleaning 🫡 the top of my fridge wasn't that bad but Auri would have been happy to see the grime anyway
December 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Cleaned the outside of my fridge to honor the cleaning goat and her retirement from cleaning 🫡 the top of my fridge wasn't that bad but Auri would have been happy to see the grime anyway
The scammers leaving me voicemails have finally corrected a grammar issue in their prerecorded message that made it super obvious English wasn't their first language, I wonder if this will give their scam more juice
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The scammers leaving me voicemails have finally corrected a grammar issue in their prerecorded message that made it super obvious English wasn't their first language, I wonder if this will give their scam more juice
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Anyone who supports this is my Enemy
The Trump administration is expected to announce several moves Thursday that will have the effect of essentially banning gender-affirming care for transgender young people, even in states where it is still legal.
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz announce moves to ban gender-affirming care for young people
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday.
www.npr.org
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Anyone who supports this is my Enemy
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Ann Reardon ai generated gingerbread house video with a "if you want something real, crack open the bible" at the end has taken me out
December 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ann Reardon ai generated gingerbread house video with a "if you want something real, crack open the bible" at the end has taken me out
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Good youtube comment
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Good youtube comment
I accidentally put five times the amount of water I was supposed to for my rice. Rice cooker handled my error and gave me the best rice I maybe have ever made from that thing
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I accidentally put five times the amount of water I was supposed to for my rice. Rice cooker handled my error and gave me the best rice I maybe have ever made from that thing
I'm sorry but this is way too funny for what it is. She has greater wisdom because she's young, ha. She has gravitas because she sexted rfk jr, hahahahahahahahahaha it's taking me tf out
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm sorry but this is way too funny for what it is. She has greater wisdom because she's young, ha. She has gravitas because she sexted rfk jr, hahahahahahahahahaha it's taking me tf out
bought a viral cat hair removal device and it works well but one of the cats unfortunately thinks it's the most exciting toy ever when I use it
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
bought a viral cat hair removal device and it works well but one of the cats unfortunately thinks it's the most exciting toy ever when I use it
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> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
It's so rare for me to read the internet and cringe astronomically and then I read a flippant post from a dude about make up 😫
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It's so rare for me to read the internet and cringe astronomically and then I read a flippant post from a dude about make up 😫
I was naive to think things were done today once ACIP finished their crap. I'm gonna freaking lose it. Catch me doing this for the rest of the weekend, ig
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I was naive to think things were done today once ACIP finished their crap. I'm gonna freaking lose it. Catch me doing this for the rest of the weekend, ig
Me: please don't get in the laundry basket
Tootsie Roll:
Tootsie Roll:
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me: please don't get in the laundry basket
Tootsie Roll:
Tootsie Roll:
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Every time ACIP meets, Bill Cassidy (R, Coward City) makes pathetic mewling sounds about how bad the committee is.
It is Bill Cassidy’s fault that ACIP is no longer a legitimate scientific body.
Sir, you are a fucking U.S. Senator. Impeach RFK Jr or STFU.
It is Bill Cassidy’s fault that ACIP is no longer a legitimate scientific body.
Sir, you are a fucking U.S. Senator. Impeach RFK Jr or STFU.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Every time ACIP meets, Bill Cassidy (R, Coward City) makes pathetic mewling sounds about how bad the committee is.
It is Bill Cassidy’s fault that ACIP is no longer a legitimate scientific body.
Sir, you are a fucking U.S. Senator. Impeach RFK Jr or STFU.
It is Bill Cassidy’s fault that ACIP is no longer a legitimate scientific body.
Sir, you are a fucking U.S. Senator. Impeach RFK Jr or STFU.
deploying anti-autism tech at the office, seems to be going well for the people in the photos here
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
deploying anti-autism tech at the office, seems to be going well for the people in the photos here
I haven't been able to bring myself to watch, this is so disgusting
Early in this ACIP meeting, Vicky Pebsworth blamed gay men, promiscuous women, urban residents, and immigrants for spreading HBV in the U.S.
Then Evelyn Griffin said, out loud, that “illegal immigrants” are to blame.
This committee should be DISBANDED and exiled to science Siberia.
Then Evelyn Griffin said, out loud, that “illegal immigrants” are to blame.
This committee should be DISBANDED and exiled to science Siberia.
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I haven't been able to bring myself to watch, this is so disgusting
the food truck I visit most often had a FIRE⁉️
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the food truck I visit most often had a FIRE⁉️
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Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
The play time circadian rhythm is no longer synced between my cats so now at any time there is one cat dead asleep in my home and one sprinting full force around the house attacking anything that moves
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The play time circadian rhythm is no longer synced between my cats so now at any time there is one cat dead asleep in my home and one sprinting full force around the house attacking anything that moves
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
Me whenever I think about the upcoming ACIP meeting:
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me whenever I think about the upcoming ACIP meeting: