jordan
@professorlitwick.bsky.social
they/them
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queer, Seattle, gamer
occasionally nsfw but mostly gamer shit lol
34
queer, Seattle, gamer
occasionally nsfw but mostly gamer shit lol
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Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers
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douching for a top that’s gonna flake, call that a fleeting moment
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
douching for a top that’s gonna flake, call that a fleeting moment
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time to jork my peanits before bed 🙂↕️
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
time to jork my peanits before bed 🙂↕️
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I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
What’s a better drag name, Chodie Foster or Jodie Fister?
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What’s a better drag name, Chodie Foster or Jodie Fister?
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We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
I haven’t gotten out of bed yet… happy hump day
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I haven’t gotten out of bed yet… happy hump day
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You know what always hits? A little treat.
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You know what always hits? A little treat.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
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All of you saying you want to get stuffed are missing the spirit of Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday about making something for your community and sharing it far and wide. That’s why this Thanksgiving I will be doing a no loads refused cum d
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
All of you saying you want to get stuffed are missing the spirit of Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday about making something for your community and sharing it far and wide. That’s why this Thanksgiving I will be doing a no loads refused cum d
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nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
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November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
im gonna fucking nut
Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors 🦇
In a dark world, a new adventure begins... it's time to build busted decks & unleash world-ending combos! 🔥
Take your time & be tactical, or play as fast as you humanly can: The outcome is ALWAYS accurate 😈
https://youtu.be/JbDVqLlLarY
In a dark world, a new adventure begins... it's time to build busted decks & unleash world-ending combos! 🔥
Take your time & be tactical, or play as fast as you humanly can: The outcome is ALWAYS accurate 😈
https://youtu.be/JbDVqLlLarY
What's next for Vampire Survivors?
We're here to announce Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors 🦇
Coming to Steam, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Android & iOS in 2026... or whenever we think it's ready!
Vampire Crawlers turns the snowballing t...
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November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
im gonna fucking nut
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March 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
genuinely so happy with what happened in last nights Dragula episode, never got her appeal, she always served the same look and her vibes were rancid
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
genuinely so happy with what happened in last nights Dragula episode, never got her appeal, she always served the same look and her vibes were rancid
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seattle divas: don’t go to starbucks. not only because of the boycott but also because we actually have great alternatives.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
seattle divas: don’t go to starbucks. not only because of the boycott but also because we actually have great alternatives.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
