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remember to always live your life such that the muppets do not sing a song insulting your morals
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
remember to always live your life such that the muppets do not sing a song insulting your morals
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What radicalized you?
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
What radicalized you?
tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
one of those crazy facts of life is that everyone loves the Muppets and the Muppets still never get enough love
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
one of those crazy facts of life is that everyone loves the Muppets and the Muppets still never get enough love
finished my Sopranos rewatch and it's even better the second time around. Guess it's time for a third
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
finished my Sopranos rewatch and it's even better the second time around. Guess it's time for a third
Spitting with this one
I shouldn't be surprised that tradCaths have no idea how emerald mines work, since tradCaths don't work lol
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Spitting with this one
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if you're worried about the historical accuracies in this movie you can watch the "real" version, my favorite movie, O Brother Where Art Thou?
The first trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey is here 👀
In theaters July 17, 2026
In theaters July 17, 2026
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if you're worried about the historical accuracies in this movie you can watch the "real" version, my favorite movie, O Brother Where Art Thou?
Brett Rattner? The director of X-Men: The Last Stand?
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Brett Rattner? The director of X-Men: The Last Stand?
Got an ad for the Harlem Globetrotters doing a show in Spain. Temptation is real
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Got an ad for the Harlem Globetrotters doing a show in Spain. Temptation is real
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We gotta do something about metaphors
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We gotta do something about metaphors
reject finishing Stranger Things
embrace rewatching the Sopranos
embrace rewatching the Sopranos
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
reject finishing Stranger Things
embrace rewatching the Sopranos
embrace rewatching the Sopranos
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Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
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some actor who looked a lot like mel brooks had a cameo in Death By Lightning so i googled to see if it was him and got this really helpful search result
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
some actor who looked a lot like mel brooks had a cameo in Death By Lightning so i googled to see if it was him and got this really helpful search result
watching Jerry McGuire and this is the most believable Tom Cruise has ever been playing a (relatively) normal guy
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
watching Jerry McGuire and this is the most believable Tom Cruise has ever been playing a (relatively) normal guy
the "Avatar has no cultural impact" motherfuckers are going to be steaming a decade from now when five of the top 10 highest-grossing movies are Avatars
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
the "Avatar has no cultural impact" motherfuckers are going to be steaming a decade from now when five of the top 10 highest-grossing movies are Avatars
No one ever talks about how much of social media has become covert porn advertising the same way everything else has become covert gambling advertising
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
No one ever talks about how much of social media has become covert porn advertising the same way everything else has become covert gambling advertising
every once in a while I find out that one moderately successful movie from the 90's is supposed to be an iconic cinematic touchstone for millennials and it's always something like A Goofy movie
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
every once in a while I find out that one moderately successful movie from the 90's is supposed to be an iconic cinematic touchstone for millennials and it's always something like A Goofy movie
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This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid
cuando un español te dice "algunos pican y otros no" pero eres latino
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
cuando un español te dice "algunos pican y otros no" pero eres latino
every October I try my best to watch a horror movie every day. learning a lot. somtimes the real monster... is a big scary guy with a knife
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
every October I try my best to watch a horror movie every day. learning a lot. somtimes the real monster... is a big scary guy with a knife
"I don't even like Jimmy Kimmel but-" shut up. Just shut the fuck up. You do not have to preface your political opinions with a reminder of how you have impeccable taste
September 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"I don't even like Jimmy Kimmel but-" shut up. Just shut the fuck up. You do not have to preface your political opinions with a reminder of how you have impeccable taste
I tend to warn people against living in the touristic core of Madrid but this week I moved in with my girlfriend, who lives in the touristic core of Madrid, and lemme tell you. I was right. I had to go on an incredibly stupid journey today to find a post office
September 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I tend to warn people against living in the touristic core of Madrid but this week I moved in with my girlfriend, who lives in the touristic core of Madrid, and lemme tell you. I was right. I had to go on an incredibly stupid journey today to find a post office
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The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.
August 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.
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