Emily 📚
@punkpoemprose.bsky.social
Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
And what is that?
I... am a librarian.
And what is that?
I... am a librarian.
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Cut my pie into pieces
This is my last dessert
Slice of pecan, and pumpkin
Big glass of milk
For the cookie dunkin’
This is my last dessert
Slice of pecan, and pumpkin
Big glass of milk
For the cookie dunkin’
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Cut my pie into pieces
This is my last dessert
Slice of pecan, and pumpkin
Big glass of milk
For the cookie dunkin’
This is my last dessert
Slice of pecan, and pumpkin
Big glass of milk
For the cookie dunkin’
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Has anybody tried putting cool little prizes inside boxes of *healthy* food? Like I’m not saying I definitely for sure would eat quinoa five days in a row just to get a free decoder ring…but I’m not saying I definitely for sure wouldn’t either.
November 25, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Has anybody tried putting cool little prizes inside boxes of *healthy* food? Like I’m not saying I definitely for sure would eat quinoa five days in a row just to get a free decoder ring…but I’m not saying I definitely for sure wouldn’t either.
A romance novel I read once had car sex and the author kept SPECIFICALLY mentioning that it was in a Jeep Wagoneer. Literally thought I was reading a Jeep ad, and as per usual the car sex was pretty unbelievable. I mean I'm not expert but no one can move around that much in a car.
November 26, 2024 at 1:11 PM
A romance novel I read once had car sex and the author kept SPECIFICALLY mentioning that it was in a Jeep Wagoneer. Literally thought I was reading a Jeep ad, and as per usual the car sex was pretty unbelievable. I mean I'm not expert but no one can move around that much in a car.
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if your service is like “click on this link and download our app to read your message!” i am already in the wind
i don’t care if my urgent medical care is in there i will vanish into the sky like a witch on the heath
i don’t care if my urgent medical care is in there i will vanish into the sky like a witch on the heath
November 24, 2024 at 11:35 PM
if your service is like “click on this link and download our app to read your message!” i am already in the wind
i don’t care if my urgent medical care is in there i will vanish into the sky like a witch on the heath
i don’t care if my urgent medical care is in there i will vanish into the sky like a witch on the heath
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#FlowerReport from the Sierra Foothills.
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
#FlowerReport from the Sierra Foothills.
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Every time I take a nap I am surprised at how difficult it is to get out of my nice warm bed afterward, because apparently I am incapable of learning
November 13, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Every time I take a nap I am surprised at how difficult it is to get out of my nice warm bed afterward, because apparently I am incapable of learning
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Jesus, I hope it's not while I'm driving.
November 16, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Jesus, I hope it's not while I'm driving.
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How am I a rebel? Well, I eat PEZ candy straight out of the wrapper. That plastic dispenser just slows me down.
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
How am I a rebel? Well, I eat PEZ candy straight out of the wrapper. That plastic dispenser just slows me down.
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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As much as people like to clown on Stardew Valley’s romance system, I know for a fact that if a guy gave me my favorite food item, everyday for a year, I’d be considering marriage too
November 15, 2024 at 2:22 AM
As much as people like to clown on Stardew Valley’s romance system, I know for a fact that if a guy gave me my favorite food item, everyday for a year, I’d be considering marriage too
This is the mood today after checking my Libby account. Whyyyyy do all my holds have to show up at the same time? And why is it always when I have things to do that aren't reading?
November 15, 2024 at 12:12 AM
This is the mood today after checking my Libby account. Whyyyyy do all my holds have to show up at the same time? And why is it always when I have things to do that aren't reading?
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Having a library card is the BIGGEST green flag ✅
November 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Having a library card is the BIGGEST green flag ✅
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The problem with audiobooks is that, when the inevitable spicy scene shows up, you're just trying to do a spreadsheet while a narrator gently whispers in your ear about dicks.
November 14, 2024 at 12:21 PM
The problem with audiobooks is that, when the inevitable spicy scene shows up, you're just trying to do a spreadsheet while a narrator gently whispers in your ear about dicks.
I'm going to finally have to get into CritRole, aren't I?
I would read descriptions of paint drying if they were written by Thea.
I would read descriptions of paint drying if they were written by Thea.
Two worlds collide and hearts catch fire. The adventure begins…
So, the Critical Role universe’s most infamous saucy romance novel is now an *actual* novel, out next year and written by… ME!!! ❤️🔥
Ty to Del Rey and CritRole for trusting me with Oskar and Guinevere’s story 🥹🫶🏼
➡️ criticalrolebooks.com
So, the Critical Role universe’s most infamous saucy romance novel is now an *actual* novel, out next year and written by… ME!!! ❤️🔥
Ty to Del Rey and CritRole for trusting me with Oskar and Guinevere’s story 🥹🫶🏼
➡️ criticalrolebooks.com
November 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I'm going to finally have to get into CritRole, aren't I?
I would read descriptions of paint drying if they were written by Thea.
I would read descriptions of paint drying if they were written by Thea.
I want to see everyone's neighborhood cats! This is the big fluffy cat who walks around the outside of the library I work at. I wish his people would keep him indoors, but I do appreciate his visits by my window.
November 14, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I want to see everyone's neighborhood cats! This is the big fluffy cat who walks around the outside of the library I work at. I wish his people would keep him indoors, but I do appreciate his visits by my window.
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A repeat thought, Bluesky, & a Librarian told you this so it must be true 🤣
Audiobooks definitely count as reading (as well as listening). If you've played through an audioook, its perfectly fine to describe that as "I have read [x]"
All other forms of assistive software count as reading too 💙📚
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Audiobooks definitely count as reading (as well as listening). If you've played through an audioook, its perfectly fine to describe that as "I have read [x]"
All other forms of assistive software count as reading too 💙📚
👍
November 14, 2024 at 12:19 PM
A repeat thought, Bluesky, & a Librarian told you this so it must be true 🤣
Audiobooks definitely count as reading (as well as listening). If you've played through an audioook, its perfectly fine to describe that as "I have read [x]"
All other forms of assistive software count as reading too 💙📚
👍
Audiobooks definitely count as reading (as well as listening). If you've played through an audioook, its perfectly fine to describe that as "I have read [x]"
All other forms of assistive software count as reading too 💙📚
👍
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Sorry but all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid led me to believe people would be learning WAY more lessons than they actually do
November 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Sorry but all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid led me to believe people would be learning WAY more lessons than they actually do
If your local library has data demonstrating use (library card sign ups, book checkouts, use of online services, computer usage numbers, reference question stats) it's much harder for bad actors to shut them down. Attend events, borrow books, interact on social media, use resources, it all helps!
November 14, 2024 at 6:39 PM
If your local library has data demonstrating use (library card sign ups, book checkouts, use of online services, computer usage numbers, reference question stats) it's much harder for bad actors to shut them down. Attend events, borrow books, interact on social media, use resources, it all helps!
Fellow librarians and book loving stats junkies: please try out Storygraph! They're an independent company and their reading stats are just REALLY good and fun to look at.
A free account gives you crazy access to your reading stats and makes it so much easier to see what you've read! #storygraph
A free account gives you crazy access to your reading stats and makes it so much easier to see what you've read! #storygraph
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Fellow librarians and book loving stats junkies: please try out Storygraph! They're an independent company and their reading stats are just REALLY good and fun to look at.
A free account gives you crazy access to your reading stats and makes it so much easier to see what you've read! #storygraph
A free account gives you crazy access to your reading stats and makes it so much easier to see what you've read! #storygraph
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Chappell Roan sounds like a place they have to defend in Lord of the Rings.
November 12, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Chappell Roan sounds like a place they have to defend in Lord of the Rings.
Legitimately a magnum opus post. I mentioned it in the office once and all my coworkers knew what I was talking about.
I love coming to a new social media platform and finding that my reputation has preceded me XD
Especificamente isso aqui:
November 13, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Legitimately a magnum opus post. I mentioned it in the office once and all my coworkers knew what I was talking about.
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