Abe LinkedIn
@pzd.bsky.social
Please, daddy was my father’s name. Call me Mr. Sophistication
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Abe LinkedIn
@pzd.bsky.social
· Apr 16
It’s kinda fucked that the alphabet song is just twinkle twinkle little star.
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lol
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Why is anyone a fan of Mr. Bean? It’s like the weirdest thing to like. — @pzd.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Why is anyone a fan of Mr. Bean? It’s like the weirdest thing to like. — @pzd.bsky.social
Allspice is one of the most misleading spices.
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Allspice is one of the most misleading spices.
That sounds pretty cool and also incorrect
He really doesn’t understand any of the most basic biology concepts at all, huh
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That sounds pretty cool and also incorrect
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Spend an entire career focused on eliminating non-determinism and reproducibility.
Fuck it all up with enormous statistical autocomplete.
Fuck it all up with enormous statistical autocomplete.
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Spend an entire career focused on eliminating non-determinism and reproducibility.
Fuck it all up with enormous statistical autocomplete.
Fuck it all up with enormous statistical autocomplete.
I think JSX/TSX was a mistake, y'all. What kind of mental gymnastics needs to happen to want to do this to yourself?
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I think JSX/TSX was a mistake, y'all. What kind of mental gymnastics needs to happen to want to do this to yourself?
Every time I think about investing some time in learning how to use some deep AI feature like Claude skills or something, I end up feeling like it’s a waste of actual productive time (which is currently precious).
Twiddling around in markdown vs actually solving problems.
Twiddling around in markdown vs actually solving problems.
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Every time I think about investing some time in learning how to use some deep AI feature like Claude skills or something, I end up feeling like it’s a waste of actual productive time (which is currently precious).
Twiddling around in markdown vs actually solving problems.
Twiddling around in markdown vs actually solving problems.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Uh fighter jets use C++? www.stroustrup.com/JSF-AV-rules...
www.stroustrup.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Uh fighter jets use C++? www.stroustrup.com/JSF-AV-rules...
Sucks to see minio being ostensibly abandoned, but hey I guess it’s time to look at SeaweedFS. github.com/minio/minio/...
update README.md maintenance mode · minio/minio@27742d4
github.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sucks to see minio being ostensibly abandoned, but hey I guess it’s time to look at SeaweedFS. github.com/minio/minio/...
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Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
Quick update: I’ll never remember what drawer the tin foil belongs in ever.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Quick update: I’ll never remember what drawer the tin foil belongs in ever.
Are his shoes made of AI?
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Are his shoes made of AI?
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so my very good friend’s dad just died and tiktok served me these videos which have been stuck in my head for weeks
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
so my very good friend’s dad just died and tiktok served me these videos which have been stuck in my head for weeks
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I have never felt so much envy after a random google search
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I have never felt so much envy after a random google search
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Now more than ever. @jordanmorris.bsky.social said it best
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Now more than ever. @jordanmorris.bsky.social said it best
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
Trump is such an apex boomer it’s insane.
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Trump is such an apex boomer it’s insane.
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Not sure who made this, but probably the most accurate representation of the current state of tech to date
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not sure who made this, but probably the most accurate representation of the current state of tech to date
Several folks who self-identified as seasoned Kubernetes operators have never heard of KNative before. Is that weird? What are people doing instead?
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Several folks who self-identified as seasoned Kubernetes operators have never heard of KNative before. Is that weird? What are people doing instead?
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they should make weed that’s scary
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
they should make weed that’s scary