Gonna save everyone 5 seconds of scrolling so we can all move on with our lives.

The albums of original music he’s put out on Sacred Bones the last few years are a lot of fun too

That John Carpenter can make a picture for sure

Sure, I’ll do the 10 Horror Movies thing.

The Queen of Black Magic (1981)
Body Melt
Organ (1996)
The Thing
Stridulum (aka The Visitor)
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Return of the Living Dead
Wild Zero
Society
Ganja and Hess

have been desperately looking for this old erotic Spanish comic I stumbled on almost 10 years ago called "El secreto de Frankenstein" and I'm so happy to report I finally found it

Lyrical School do a home movie version of Men in Black with a surge protector as a neuralyzer in their “Last Dance” video.

Rocket from the Crypt try to pick from the lollipop tree in their “On a Rope” video.

I love those cheap found footage Tokyo ghost anthology movies that all end like “Where’s Waldo” with a narrator whispering, “Did you see it?” & replaying the footage to show a secret severed head by a crib in a shitty apartment & then he tells you everyone in the film committed suicide a week later.

Kind of shocked that I don’t remember Big Bad Voodoo Daddy playing the fucking Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Got these for free at an estate sale today and now I need a new bookshelf.

Considering what just happened to the Longhorns and who did it to them, this is the best day for me to post this clip of @edsbs.bsky.social

The Conservative Men Who Are Scared of Cities have escalated to gassing civilians for being rude to them.

girl shut the fuck up, millennials didn't say that shit

this is ART

Taking on $400k in student loans just to learn how to tell people about Raid Shadow Legends, the AAA mobile RPG with breathtaking graphics and a new autoplay mode. Sign up now to get Heaving McUnderboob, the SSR 5-star ranked Orc priestess with an attitude

In the past 4 weeks in Chicago, ICE/CBP have snatched hundreds of people off the streets & homes, shot & killed a single-father in his car, smashed & abandoned countless cars, and deployed chemical munitions at protesters, journalists, & now on public streets. Today they cuffed an alderperson.

My final lobby poster came in. Hell yeah

This is an all-timer “Gene Gives an Inexplicable Thumbs Up to a Movie” review.

After watching dozens of episodes of At the Movies recently, I will say Gene loves to do this once every dozen shows. A truly inscrutable man.

The back of this Mortal Kombat VHS tape has taught me a new fact about my favorite fussy boy.

These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets

Josh Barro blocked me on Twitter back in the day because I kept replying to him with images of the smart gremlin in Gremlins 2