Castor
@racastor.bsky.social
Accountant (CPA, MA), Physics and Math nerd (BS), Dog person, Former OTF cult member, D&D DM, Backyard Chicken enthusiast.
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Castor
@racastor.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Standing offer. I will give any government official a guided tour through rural Indiana at no cost, with no media. You're buying lunch though.
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Whenever I'm having a rough day, my cocker spaniel knows and will smack me in the face with his paws until I pet him.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Whenever I'm having a rough day, my cocker spaniel knows and will smack me in the face with his paws until I pet him.
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He's launching a TrumpRX.gov site to charge a $1 more for Zepbound? Seems fucking stupid. Supposedly prices will trend downward, but I won't hold my breath.
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November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
He's launching a TrumpRX.gov site to charge a $1 more for Zepbound? Seems fucking stupid. Supposedly prices will trend downward, but I won't hold my breath.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
In 24 hours I'll be arriving at the hospital for surgery. I'm holding a lot of fear, not just about the procedure, but allowing myself to hope that this will be a critical point in my recovery. Thoughts, prayers, vibes, positive manifesting, planetary retrogrades, and cash are appreciated.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In 24 hours I'll be arriving at the hospital for surgery. I'm holding a lot of fear, not just about the procedure, but allowing myself to hope that this will be a critical point in my recovery. Thoughts, prayers, vibes, positive manifesting, planetary retrogrades, and cash are appreciated.
This is objectively hilarious because conservatives and the political right are constantly telling us how much better American society was during eras of rampant and casual drug usage.
Show me one society that has allowed widespread drug use and is better for it. Or where incarceration helps solve the issue.
It's awesome when libs on here are also like "I am an insane fascist"
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is objectively hilarious because conservatives and the political right are constantly telling us how much better American society was during eras of rampant and casual drug usage.
Has someone replaced Adam Sandler's face on the "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" movie poster with Mamdani's?
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Has someone replaced Adam Sandler's face on the "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" movie poster with Mamdani's?
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Looking forward to the op-eds calling on Republicans to moderate their policies, or profiles of anti-Trump voters.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Looking forward to the op-eds calling on Republicans to moderate their policies, or profiles of anti-Trump voters.
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Many don't realize that when Jesus talks about the evil spirit leaving and then returning with seven more (Mt. 12:43-45), he was actually referring to answering emails with multiple people copied.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Many don't realize that when Jesus talks about the evil spirit leaving and then returning with seven more (Mt. 12:43-45), he was actually referring to answering emails with multiple people copied.
A centrist candidate is never going to work for Dems in Indiana. You're not going to entice GOP voters to switch with appeals to bipartisanship and centrism because that isn't what Hoosier GOP voters want. You win as a Democrat in IN by being unapologetically progressive and activating new voters.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A centrist candidate is never going to work for Dems in Indiana. You're not going to entice GOP voters to switch with appeals to bipartisanship and centrism because that isn't what Hoosier GOP voters want. You win as a Democrat in IN by being unapologetically progressive and activating new voters.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
"sharing your food at any velocity"
sharing your food at any velocity is not a crime and a sandwich is not a weapon
Hoping to hear you weigh in on the DC sandwich assault case.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"sharing your food at any velocity"
TIL that chickens will murder a mouse that wanders into their coop.
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
TIL that chickens will murder a mouse that wanders into their coop.
Not enough people understand this.
Math isn't science
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Not enough people understand this.
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Judaism is like Math: it might be hard to discover new things, but you could spend your life learning what exists and it would not be a waste, and the applications are without end
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Judaism is like Math: it might be hard to discover new things, but you could spend your life learning what exists and it would not be a waste, and the applications are without end
It's funny because it's true.
If you can answer this question this is your reminder to schedule a colonoscopy.
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's funny because it's true.
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Doubt he’d be willing to leave the minors
Blue Jays, undeterred, announce that Drake will start game 7
Dodgers just announced Shohei Ohtani will start game 7. Buckle up.
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Doubt he’d be willing to leave the minors
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Every season is spooky season if you’re willing to commit to being really weird.
November 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Every season is spooky season if you’re willing to commit to being really weird.
Indianapolis drivers have lost their god-damned minds.
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Indianapolis drivers have lost their god-damned minds.
The original I Know What You Did Last Summer is very Ravenloft. The Fisherman is a domain lord trapped by his daughter's death and a desire for revenge that consumed his soul. He was only temporarily defeated by learning how and why he was trapped.
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The original I Know What You Did Last Summer is very Ravenloft. The Fisherman is a domain lord trapped by his daughter's death and a desire for revenge that consumed his soul. He was only temporarily defeated by learning how and why he was trapped.
Whether it's sports, D&D, kids, Trump, whatever, don't make your whole social media personality about hating something. Tell us about what you love.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Whether it's sports, D&D, kids, Trump, whatever, don't make your whole social media personality about hating something. Tell us about what you love.
My wife reverse trick or treated last night with our daughter and I. She brought a large sack full of candy and walked around in an inflatable unicorn costume handing it out to kids.
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
My wife reverse trick or treated last night with our daughter and I. She brought a large sack full of candy and walked around in an inflatable unicorn costume handing it out to kids.
It's kind of wild to spring for that much marble, and then install a cheap as fuck toilet and no bidet.
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's kind of wild to spring for that much marble, and then install a cheap as fuck toilet and no bidet.
I bet her lawyer just breathed a deep sigh of relief.
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I just had a Katie Porter moment with congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh. The interview lasted 3 minutes.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I bet her lawyer just breathed a deep sigh of relief.
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