every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk

Is it fetishizing when the rad tech says she used your "before n after" images to stump the radiologist? 🤷‍♀️ Objectification, but in the form of a riddle.

I turned the tables by giggling when the radiologist used the phrase "when you get older."

Also, the mammogram chamber has killer reading light.

Your copay is $0.

Be safe out there today. Stay hydrated. Do not touch the pixelated deer infinitely glitch-spawning in our streets. Wear sunscreen.

let's turn this mental illness into mental thrillness

Bored, so alternating between dim brat posting on Grindr, accepting follow requests from former high school classmates, and Googling 'trans Chris Pine Denver' ... race to the bottom on ol' Cap Hill.

Where are we falling on the spectrum today, girls

acab includes “no filming at this airbnb”

uhh, yeah man. this spice is sort of awesome. like, praise be to the shai-hulud and shit.

Shot day!
[for those who don't observe, is when 2 or more transsexuals fuck around with store-bought hormones and then fuck each other]

myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car

kind of like a bluesky icon early warning system

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals (I'm still not 100% confident I "get" the internet and remain low-key "what? why?" when I see someone followed me)