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@rachelcaved.bsky.social
Childlike Empress (she/her)
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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fucking the gingerbread man for gingerbread
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
fucking the gingerbread man for gingerbread
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I don’t care.
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I don’t care.
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Erasure is how anti-Indigenous racism works. Substack out today at open.substack.com/pub/gohini/p... .
Native America: An Indigenous perspective on news & history | Rebecca Nagle | Substack
Indigenous communities deserve the same standard of journalism as the rest of the country, but rarely receive it from non-Native media outlets. My writing seeks to correct this. Click to read Native America:...
gohini.substack.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Erasure is how anti-Indigenous racism works. Substack out today at open.substack.com/pub/gohini/p... .
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Sanudon the udon noodle fairy, whose eyebrows are based on a mountain, promotes Sanuki udon from Kagawa, Japan.
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sanudon the udon noodle fairy, whose eyebrows are based on a mountain, promotes Sanuki udon from Kagawa, Japan.
i only be in British people’s business for the occasional panel show so that’s how i know him and used to like him. what a dang doofus, man
David Walliams dropped from Waterstones festival following allegations of inappropriate behaviour
David Walliams dropped from Waterstones festival following allegations of inappropriate behaviour
The bookshop chain said the bestselling author will ‘no longer be appearing’ at a Dundee event after HarperCollins announced it won’t publish new titles by him
David Walliams has been dropped from the Waterstones Children’s book festival following allegations of inappropriate behaviour. The decision comes days after his publisher, HarperCollins, cut ties with the author. Walliams has denied the allegations.
Walliams was set to appear at the Dundee leg of the festival on February 7. He has now been removed from the list of speakers on the festival’s website. A spokesperson for Waterstones told the Guardian: “HarperCollins have confirmed that David Walliams will no longer be appearing at our festival in Dundee.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i only be in British people’s business for the occasional panel show so that’s how i know him and used to like him. what a dang doofus, man
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I'm sorry, why is this episode being broadcast at all.
December 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'm sorry, why is this episode being broadcast at all.
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haven't seen ms patti posted here yet this season, place needs work www.youtube.com/watch?v=z84Q...
Patti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?
YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist
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December 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
haven't seen ms patti posted here yet this season, place needs work www.youtube.com/watch?v=z84Q...
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Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.
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It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
this is such a painful loss. my heart is broken.
“The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them — words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they’re brought out. But it’s more than that,...
wilwheaton.net
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
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Oh it's cold outside? should we tell everybody? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Parson Brown?
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Oh it's cold outside? should we tell everybody? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Parson Brown?
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Donell Jones taught me that if you say sweedle leedle dee first, you can cheat on people and it's okay
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Donell Jones taught me that if you say sweedle leedle dee first, you can cheat on people and it's okay
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 12 (omg): Princess Peach the juvenile diamondback terrapin, based on a photo (and loving baby terrapin care) by @jecathre.bsky.social . 5"x7", April 2025
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
#ArtAdventCalendar Day 12 (omg): Princess Peach the juvenile diamondback terrapin, based on a photo (and loving baby terrapin care) by @jecathre.bsky.social . 5"x7", April 2025
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New holiday card for 2025, inspired by 'The Magician' tarot card. Never forget your creative spirit! Fluo pink + yellow + blue ink risograph.
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New holiday card for 2025, inspired by 'The Magician' tarot card. Never forget your creative spirit! Fluo pink + yellow + blue ink risograph.
inspired by a yt(!) frat (!!), i had a collection of empty craft beer bottles. many of them broke during that 2011 earthquake in Maryland tho🥲
Remember when y'all used empty liquor bottles as decor
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
inspired by a yt(!) frat (!!), i had a collection of empty craft beer bottles. many of them broke during that 2011 earthquake in Maryland tho🥲
h e l p
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
h e l p
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It’s so bitter sweet when lil Kim looks get brought up because she’s STUNNING but then her looks changing comes up, and a lot of people forget that. Her ex (not biggie, but fuck him) broke her nose so bad she needed multiple surgeries.
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s so bitter sweet when lil Kim looks get brought up because she’s STUNNING but then her looks changing comes up, and a lot of people forget that. Her ex (not biggie, but fuck him) broke her nose so bad she needed multiple surgeries.
i was in Kansas City for work recently and the vibes were off- i feel like this explains some of it
insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites.
Well UH
Well UH
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i was in Kansas City for work recently and the vibes were off- i feel like this explains some of it
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An entire room full of powerful old white people smiling and laughing as the president dehumanizes black immigrants and the first black president.
Just fucking pathetic.
Just fucking pathetic.
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
An entire room full of powerful old white people smiling and laughing as the president dehumanizes black immigrants and the first black president.
Just fucking pathetic.
Just fucking pathetic.
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I would love a cosmetic chemist to make a video explaining why this product failed to deliver for so many
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I would love a cosmetic chemist to make a video explaining why this product failed to deliver for so many