Simon
@radiostitch.bsky.social
Lifter, bit of techie, loves a murder mystery :)
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s probably a safe bet that if I’ve unsubscribed from all your emails that I probably do not want to get SMSes from you either…
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
It’s probably a safe bet that if I’ve unsubscribed from all your emails that I probably do not want to get SMSes from you either…
Why *wouldnt* you want Carl Castle on your home answering machine?
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why *wouldnt* you want Carl Castle on your home answering machine?
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Bunnings has released a Bazball-inspired camp chair that conveniently folds when the slightest pressure is applied
Bunnings Releases ‘England Middle Order’ Camp Chairs: “They Collapse in Seconds” — The Shovel
Bunnings has released a Bazball-inspired camp chair that conveniently folds when the slightest pressure is applied.
theshovel.com.au
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Bunnings has released a Bazball-inspired camp chair that conveniently folds when the slightest pressure is applied
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Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
The devil: [for it is he] *materialises*
Me: well, well, didn’t you just pop out of nowhere…
Devil: is now not convenient…?
Me: well, well, didn’t you just pop out of nowhere…
Devil: is now not convenient…?
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The devil: [for it is he] *materialises*
Me: well, well, didn’t you just pop out of nowhere…
Devil: is now not convenient…?
Me: well, well, didn’t you just pop out of nowhere…
Devil: is now not convenient…?
Ah it’s that ‘black Friday’ time of year again - the period for updating email subscriptions to ‘unsubscribe’…
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ah it’s that ‘black Friday’ time of year again - the period for updating email subscriptions to ‘unsubscribe’…
Person: the end of the world is nigh, there will be dragons in the sky!
Me: ooooo, I love a good dragon!
Me: ooooo, I love a good dragon!
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Person: the end of the world is nigh, there will be dragons in the sky!
Me: ooooo, I love a good dragon!
Me: ooooo, I love a good dragon!
And the fluffy dice have been fitted :)
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
And the fluffy dice have been fitted :)
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Otters with hats again, for no reason other than otters in hats!
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Otters with hats again, for no reason other than otters in hats!
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BREAKING NEWS: IKEA now include an enthusiastic yet unqualified assembly otter with every purchase.
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
BREAKING NEWS: IKEA now include an enthusiastic yet unqualified assembly otter with every purchase.
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Here is small otter. He is so small he’s probably still learning how to otter properly. Good luck, little otter!
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Here is small otter. He is so small he’s probably still learning how to otter properly. Good luck, little otter!
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Should be an ‘on/off’ switch for filtering AI posts, yeah?
October 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Should be an ‘on/off’ switch for filtering AI posts, yeah?
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Good night kisses from mum.
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Good night kisses from mum.
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#CancelSpotify
They are running ICE ads.
They aren't the only company, but I think we should make an example out of Spotify and do an economic boycott against companies supporting masked, armed agents terrorizing innocent Americans with impunity.
Spread the word.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
They are running ICE ads.
They aren't the only company, but I think we should make an example out of Spotify and do an economic boycott against companies supporting masked, armed agents terrorizing innocent Americans with impunity.
Spread the word.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
October 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
#CancelSpotify
They are running ICE ads.
They aren't the only company, but I think we should make an example out of Spotify and do an economic boycott against companies supporting masked, armed agents terrorizing innocent Americans with impunity.
Spread the word.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
They are running ICE ads.
They aren't the only company, but I think we should make an example out of Spotify and do an economic boycott against companies supporting masked, armed agents terrorizing innocent Americans with impunity.
Spread the word.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
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Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.
THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
October 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.
THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
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The beer garden's defences are holding. For now.
October 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The beer garden's defences are holding. For now.