Randolph Lee Welty
randolphleewelty.bsky.social
Randolph Lee Welty
@randolphleewelty.bsky.social
That’s an old picture. I look much worse now.

Smart enough to know I’m stupid.

FKA PorcupineEeyore
Pinned
I cannot stress enough that I have only ever wanted to be a good guy in a bad world if you ever wonder what truly “radicalized” me.

I only want to be a man my son can be proud to call Dad cause I didn’t have that growing up.
Back in the day when I had dreams of being a pro wrestler, enrolled in a school and everything, my entrance music for the character I envisioned for myself would have been My Hero.
Without saying Best Of You, fav Foo Fighters Song?
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Americans really have no idea how badly things are going or much of what is actually happening outside of the increasingly sealed American unreality state. The increasingly clear collapse of collective sense making is breaking containment fully.
JD Vance's steady assertion of hostile claims against Greenland, which rarely ever rate a mention in US newspapers, are front page news across northern Europe.
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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My "trump looking lost" thread. I'll add more as I find them.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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lol
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Do you think when she “has to explain to her child” she will use the voice
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Watching disabled people around the world mourn Alice is a reminder of the good aspect of the internet. 30 years ago, few people outside of SF would ever have known Alice existed. I never would have met her. The internet connected us all. Let’s honor Alice’s memory by using that power and community.
My social media is wall-to-wall love for the incomparable Alice Wong, and I need more words. What captures sadness and/also affection for a community that knows what's been lost?
Alice could not eat food for years.

And yet at Christmas she would bake cookies and mail them to me—such was her desire to provide care for the people she loved.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Checking in on this: the school board member who opposed the ban on trans athletes, and who was then challenged by the parent of the HS girl who'd complained, won reelection, 60 to 40%.
I'd totally missed this:

In Tumwater, WA, a HS student complained about a trans basketball player. Then, the local school board passed a resolution to ban trans girls from girl sports.

Now, the mother of that student is running against the sole school board member to vote against the resolution.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Who knew that associating with gamblers would prove to be ... oh, right. Everyone.
BREAKING NEWS: The NBA has asked multiple teams, including the Los Angeles Lakers, to hand over documents and other property as part of its investigation into illegal sports gambling, six league sources told The Athletic.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 21h
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I'm not trying to be mean, but racists who believe Trump betrayed them by being a child molester are not going to embrace the Democratic Party without forcing that party to embrace racism. And the people gained would in no way make up for those lost.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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World Series MVP Yoshinobu Yamamoto says #adoptdontshop 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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It is important to note that the protest was organized by right wing and far right groups cosplaying as concerned citizens and it was a who’s who of the Mexican alt-right
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I had a seizure on Thanksgiving when I was 19 and understand the whole sordid history but it remains my favorite holiday and the only one I always made it back home for when I lived hundreds of miles away and that is because my mom is the best cook.
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Whenever I ask someone who says they do not like turkey how they are cooking it, or have had it cooked, if they even know, the responses I get are quite sad.
Too many people just take the turkey out of the bag and put it in the oven.

It needs seasoning! Inside the cavity and under the skin!

If you don't treat your turkey with respect, you're going to get a dry, tasteless turkey, and you'll deserve it.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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A reminder of what their campaign ads looked like:
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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I'm seeing people wonder why ICE is going after Charlotte.

ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018.

We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:
“When the 8 African American sheriffs took over the largest counties in North Carolina, it became a threat to the good ol’ boy system,” says the sheriff of Charlotte. These new sheriffs broke ties with ICE.

But GOP lawmakers cracked down this week, overbidding the governor’s veto to adopt this law:
North Carolina GOP Is Cracking Down on the Black Sheriffs Who Stood Up to ICE
Boosted by new supermajorities, Republicans are closing in on legislation to mandate more collaboration with ICE and preempt local policies hard-won by immigrants’ rights advocates.
boltsmag.org
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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The framing of this by CNN implies she's talking about bad candidates, but she isn't. She's saying this country hates women. People say look at Mexico or Germany, they elected women. Yes. Because they, as a country, don't hate women nearly as much as we do. Fucked up shit. She's not lying.
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Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Before anyone gets too carried away here.
Anthony Fauci says Marjorie Taylor Greene drove death threats against him
Ex-leader of US Covid response said congresswoman and Fox News sparked ‘credible death threats’ against him and his family
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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"...because it's a cult."

#WorldGoneMad
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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anyway, as always
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s going to be interesting watching how the mainstream media both-sides Democrats getting endorsed by Mamdani and Republicans getting endorsed by NAMBLA.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Senator Menendez is sitting in his cell at Allenwood right now because he took a 1kg gold bar from the Egyptians, among other forms of “lobbying.”
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.

How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Fascinating. Tanzania is among those leading in an effort to re-green desertified areas, and rather than 'planting' trees, they have brought back old techniques to prompt dormant tree root systems to begin to regenerate into full trees again.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5g6...
We grew a forest WITHOUT planting a single tree
YouTube video by Planet Wild
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM