Ben Nagy
@rantyben.bsky.social
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I turn latin poetry into long lists of floating point numbers
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evacide.bsky.social
This thread highlights a point I have been making for many years: the logic of authoritarianism and the logic of domestic abuse are exactly the same. It is only a difference of scale.
mskellymhayes.bsky.social
Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.
rantyben.bsky.social
sorry, I wasn't dunking, it just seemed funny 😻
rantyben.bsky.social
Required my juniors to use em-dashes and semicolons—which I taught them how to use last week—in an in-class essay today. They were showing each other their em-dashes and semicolons; monsters officially created.
johndownesangus.bsky.social
Required my juniors to use em-dashes and semicolons, which I taught them how to use last week, in an in-class essay today. They were showing each other their em-dashes and semicolons. Monsters officially created.
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kpw1453.bsky.social
The remains of Cairn Holy II - one of two Neolithic chambered cairns which overlook Wigtown Bay in Dumfries & Galloway. The Clyde-type chambered cairn was traditionally thought to be the tomb of Caldus, the mythical Scottish King. 📸 My own. #TombTuesday #Prehistory #CairnHoly
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gopher33j.bsky.social
As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.
Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds
Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.
local12.com
rantyben.bsky.social
Still not doing the Thing, but I can't stand it - no Erictho has come across my timeline today, unarguably the baddest-ass sorceress in ancient Lit. No art translations today, so English from www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR/Latin/...

Lucan is the GOAT for over the top hexameter 😍
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rebeccamenmuir.bsky.social
Call For Papers: Teaching With Ovid.

Any aspect of teaching Ovid in the classroom, for a 2-day symposium on 12-13 June 2026.
Classicist teaching Ovid? Medievalist teaching the Ovide moralise? Librarian/archivist with historic copies of Ovid to share? Take a look: shorturl.at/RiviU

Deadline 16 Jan.
The full Call For Papers can be accessed at the following link: https://shorturl.at/RiviU
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partialhistorians.bsky.social
‘The Magic Circle’ 1886 by John William Waterhouse is our pick for φαρμακίς ‘witch, sorceress’ #ClassicsTober25

This painting captures the power and potential of harnessing a knowledge of nature to achieve certain ends. Could this be Medea, Circe or yet another powerful ancient figure? #Witch
Description from the Tate: “The woman in this picture appears to be a witch or priestess, endowed with magic powers, possibly the power of prophecy. Her dress and general appearance is highly eclectic, and is derived from several sources – her hairstyle is like that of an early Anglo-Saxon; and her dress is decorated with Persian or Greek warriors. In her left hand she holds a crescent-shaped sickle, linking her with the moon and Hecate. With the wand in her right hand she draws a protective magic circle round her. Outside the circle the landscape is bare and barren; a group of rooks or ravens and a frog - all symbols of evil and associated with witchcraft - are excluded. But within its confines are flowers and the woman herself, objects of beauty.”
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elliemackinroberts.net
Reading a cfp these days is like ‘ohhhh that’s interesting… oh no, it’s in America’ *delete*
rantyben.bsky.social
probably 1500, not 100% sure yet :)
rantyben.bsky.social
hey, if I know you personally and you feel like seeing me chat with some very cool academics about my PhD thesis in Antwerp, followed by me buying you beer, save December 5th.

obviously this is more difficult for my Australian gang, soz 😞
rantyben.bsky.social
I have been using free Claude like 'hey is there a good way to do X in some ecosystem idk about?' and it is about a million times more helpful than google, as long as you know how to read the language in question
rantyben.bsky.social
I was recently shown some Hegellian ideas around "historical consciousness" and its links to (developed) Nations, and I hate them. I am happy to concede that my reductive quip is a distortion.
rantyben.bsky.social
thesis, antithesis!

I would say that Hegel would be proud but I very recently learned that he was kind of a proto-nazi, which upset me.
rantyben.bsky.social
overall, the last 2-3 years have been an epochal change for automatic syntactic analysis of Latin, it is extremely exciting.
rantyben.bsky.social
The EvaLatin24 model is now out for UDPipe, and it is .. just *terrifyingly* good compared to the individual models (it was trained on harmonised treebanks, and has all the new tech) but has some small bugs right now which I am hoping are cosmetic (Tonanti is parsed as punct??)
Tree parse from EvaLatin24 for the start of Statius
rantyben.bsky.social
Instead of playing video games, like an idiot I spent my weekend trying out some new-ish Latin parsers.

latinCy is pretty impressive, and does a great job for short sentences. It's also easy to integrate into a Python ecosystem and style so it looks great...
tree visualisation from latinCy for a sentence from Caesar's Gallic Wars
rantyben.bsky.social
concision is also power 🦾
rantyben.bsky.social
Virtual
Jesus
tensors to predict your prayers
a vector who cares
en.afp.com
Virtual Jesus? People of faith divided as AI enters religion.

One app, which is called Text with Jesus, has thousands of paying subscribers. It lets people ostensibly ask questions of Mary, Joseph, Jesus and nearly all 12 apostles
u.afp.com/SmoK
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doctorwaffle.substack.com
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?
rantyben.bsky.social
Keats: simp for the urn, would never actually make a pass
Blake: one night stands the urn, writes a poem about how it was a sin
Byron: absolutely fucks the urn, marries it, fights a war to install it as the princeps of an independent Greece
dilettantearmy.com/articles/joh...
John Keats Getting It On a Grecian Urn
Prompted by a rhetorical study guide question, “Is the urn’s slenderness and round opening attractive?”, Andrew McInnes has his own question about lyric voice and unfulfilled desire: “Does Keats want ...
dilettantearmy.com
rantyben.bsky.social
to be fair, I do not personally think Keats wants to fuck the urn.

but also, I have a full translation/edition of the Carmina Priapea in my unpublished pile so I know this 😬😂😳 quite well

Also also, people teach Horace epodes and 🤷
rantyben.bsky.social
I can never read "still unravish'd bride of quietness" in the same way, now and I am not sure if this is hilarious or appalling