A Rat Probably
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A Rat Probably
@rat-pro.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Manic shitposting about religion but I'm actually dead serious about all of it <3 <3
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. Acco...
theonion.com
April 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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DUI hire Pete Hegseth pushing for a ban on long knives in signal group chat, inside sources report
April 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
DUI hire Pete Hegseth pushing for a ban on long knives in signal group chat, inside sources report
Pete “loose lips drink sips” heheheth
April 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Pete “loose lips drink sips” heheheth
New double track release out under the EUPHORIMUX label
A bit generic but that’s ok, it establishes a baseline to shed when the time comes
open.spotify.com/album/5GcVO6...
A bit generic but that’s ok, it establishes a baseline to shed when the time comes
open.spotify.com/album/5GcVO6...
On Ur Nexx//CyberSexx
Spyxx · EP · 2025 · 2 songs
open.spotify.com
January 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
New double track release out under the EUPHORIMUX label
A bit generic but that’s ok, it establishes a baseline to shed when the time comes
open.spotify.com/album/5GcVO6...
A bit generic but that’s ok, it establishes a baseline to shed when the time comes
open.spotify.com/album/5GcVO6...
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perfect. no notes
January 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
perfect. no notes
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Why will no politician say the words "Radical Episcopalianism", other than it is very hard?
January 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Why will no politician say the words "Radical Episcopalianism", other than it is very hard?
Everyone was saying Elon should quiet down, should shut up. But now he’s out and proud and I’m glad it’s so obvious tbh. Say your beliefs out loud king.
Now is the time to consider what Americans should do to monarchs. Mad that I have to agree with the French tho.
Now is the time to consider what Americans should do to monarchs. Mad that I have to agree with the French tho.
January 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Everyone was saying Elon should quiet down, should shut up. But now he’s out and proud and I’m glad it’s so obvious tbh. Say your beliefs out loud king.
Now is the time to consider what Americans should do to monarchs. Mad that I have to agree with the French tho.
Now is the time to consider what Americans should do to monarchs. Mad that I have to agree with the French tho.
That’s it. That’s the post.
January 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
That’s it. That’s the post.
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>”If you hate Trump, you hate America”
January 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
>”If you hate Trump, you hate America”
Just watched Nosferatu and it was really good. Reminded me of when I killed my vampire boyfriend because he didn’t want to get out of me in the morning.
January 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just watched Nosferatu and it was really good. Reminded me of when I killed my vampire boyfriend because he didn’t want to get out of me in the morning.
All the Chinese people on Rednote are gonna get a lot less friendly when they find out about the Costco guys
January 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
All the Chinese people on Rednote are gonna get a lot less friendly when they find out about the Costco guys
I’ve just been told I look like Fluttershy
January 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’ve just been told I look like Fluttershy
New track out with @4000weeb.bsky.social and CLICK. EUPHORIMUX lives
open.spotify.com/track/3Uf0ay...
open.spotify.com/track/3Uf0ay...
bbFAKEDEEP
Spyxx, 4000weeb, CLICKONME · bbFAKEDEEP · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
January 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
New track out with @4000weeb.bsky.social and CLICK. EUPHORIMUX lives
open.spotify.com/track/3Uf0ay...
open.spotify.com/track/3Uf0ay...
New music coming soon <3<3
January 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
New music coming soon <3<3
The worst thing about canada becoming a US state for me as liberal scum is the optics of suddenly having to agree with Quebec Separatists and the concept of US secession. I’m going to have to stop singing Union Dixie :(
January 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The worst thing about canada becoming a US state for me as liberal scum is the optics of suddenly having to agree with Quebec Separatists and the concept of US secession. I’m going to have to stop singing Union Dixie :(
Made dice, they’re pretty
January 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Made dice, they’re pretty
A touch of the Chrism
December 25, 2024 at 2:32 AM
A touch of the Chrism
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A front page for the ages.
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
A front page for the ages.
Ethically acceptable AI use case: small model fucked up stock image generation
December 24, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Ethically acceptable AI use case: small model fucked up stock image generation
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Matt Gaetz belongs behind bars.
December 23, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Matt Gaetz belongs behind bars.
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Youth pastor: let me tell you the story of another young Italian who was paraded around in public for his “crimes”
December 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Youth pastor: let me tell you the story of another young Italian who was paraded around in public for his “crimes”
The modern lolcow is bred in captivity, fed nothing but platitudes and enlightened centrist discourse catalysts, and fed into the industrial meat grinder of chubby nerd mockery. An empty, apathetic sympathy is all I can muster anymore, the bloodlust isn’t appealing. We will never meet you irl, Will.
December 23, 2024 at 9:38 AM
The modern lolcow is bred in captivity, fed nothing but platitudes and enlightened centrist discourse catalysts, and fed into the industrial meat grinder of chubby nerd mockery. An empty, apathetic sympathy is all I can muster anymore, the bloodlust isn’t appealing. We will never meet you irl, Will.