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It's what we all want. (Not gonna happen; pack it in for 2026-27)

You're out of your goddamn mind if you genuinely believe this team is getting 90 points

The reason why Trump can’t simply say “no” when asked if he will pardon Ghislaine Maxwell is he needs her to continue to cover for him. Giving her hope for a pardon guarantees she will keep her mouth shut about what she knows.

I love the fact that football is determined to give us so much comedy this year

Imagine blowing a 21-3 lead to the Titans and have to go home looking like this. #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Titans #Cardinals #49ers #Seahawks #Rams #KylerMurray

Trump level incompetence

Refs be acting like they get a bonus for each flag they throw

Bills

Bills

BILLS.

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

One of the most valuable lessons I learned in giving talks, in front of an audience, on a stage, and on television, is that if you make it about you "for a second", you're screwed.

It's never about you. It can never be about you.

It's all about your cause. Let haters hate.

Focus on your cause.

They really from "give it six months" to "no, we meant *at least* six months, but definitely not more than 18".
Fuckin jokin ass hucksters

But dipshit said…….

The beautiful game

This is spot on and why it's escalating, every day these ICE thugs look at their socials, see what their colleagues are getting away with, and feel more emboldened the next day, and the next, every day that passes without consequence escalates what happens the following day.

Expect total carnage.

Hamlet: To die, to sleep

Me: Hmm I do like sleep

Is this a thing people would like?