"You could lose access to your 20 years of Gmail history" I'm sure that was intended as a nudge to get me to give my phone number but it came across more like "You've had the same email address for two decades, cool cool cool, except it's on SOMEONE ELSE'S DOMAIN NAME! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! And you've let them read and control your email for TWENTY YEARS?! How did you let this happen! No, don't look away, you have to fix this or it'll stagnate for another decade, this is an EMERGENCY you absolute MUPPET," ~~~EDIT: This became a thread, and Mastodon's thread handling remains as broken today as it was in 2017. When the thread appears to end abruptly, click on the post's date to view more of the thread. Further posts in this thread will include bad technology and genital injury. Eventually the entire thread becomes devoted to textual descriptions of genital injury. This is a message and part of a system of messages. No great deed is commemorated here. This is not a place of honour~~~