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R.C. Murphy
@rcmurphy.bsky.social
Disabled photographer documenting the world through their POV.

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What Millennial picked the performers for the parade?
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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We've finished uploading the Black Friday goods. You can see them, but they aren't purchasable until noon EST on Friday.

I like my collection of things. I wish I'd gotten to do more forging, but I'll have time before the holiday shut off to get it in.

www.peculiarityshop.com/blackfriday2...
Hillary's Black Friday Collection | Peculiarity Shop
The Peculiarity Shop Black Friday Collection, 11/28/2025, 12pm EST.
www.peculiarityshop.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
What Millennial picked the performers for the parade?
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Omfg, they unearthed the talking Mickey and Minnie heads for the parade??? Why remind the public of what they've lost?
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This is what my friend's family has done for years—someone's grandpa was tired of never getting to the pie—so the day before Thanksgiving became Pie Night.

Last night I ate an unwise amount of sugar in the spirit of the holiday. No regrets.
WHAT IF

THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE

A DAY OF PIE

BREAKFAST PIE

SAVORY PIE

SWEET PIE

SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE

PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES

YOU SHALL CONSUME

YOU SHALL INGEST

YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO

BUT WAIT

THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I have crawled out of bed for my annual watching Broadway stars freeze their asses off to entertain a parade crowd.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using DHGate.com Hair Dryers Due to Shock and Electrocution Hazards; Risk of Serious Injury or Death: www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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#RECALL: Outdoor Master Children’s and Youth Helmets; The helmets can fail to protect the user in the event of a crash, posing a risk of injury or death due to head injury. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Need an adorable kitchen helper? This one mostly just taste-tests, but he adds a dash of cute—which we know scientifically enhances flavor.

rc-murphy-designs.printify.me/product/2689...
Little Fall Kitchen Helper - Metal Art Sign - $29.48 - R.C. Murphy Designs
Buy this product for only $29.48
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November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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REMINDER THAT IF 100 PEOPLE SHOW ME THEIR RECEIPTS FOR PRE-ORDERS OF THIS COMIC I WILL HAVE LIVESTOCK DELIVERED TO KB'S IMMACULATELY LANDSCAPED YARD
So @alepresser.com and I had a meeting with SIDEQUESTED's publisher this week (such nice people!). No specifics, but the numbers it takes to move a book from "meh" to "ROCKSTAR!!!" are laughable. Your sales have so much influence over publishing!

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You can preorder SideQuested Book 1 NOW! - Side Quested Webcomic
Yes, finally! You can preorder SideQuested Book 1 wherever books are sold! Here are convenient links to some of the big stores (but your local indie brick-and-mortar store will also…
sidequested.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I skipped pie discourse to make hand pies for an event in which all we eat is pie.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Not sure Mom appreciates my commitment to the bit because it includes a heavy metal Christmas playlist that I randomly found.
Today is a kitchen day. Already started a batch of poultry stock and in a sec I need to make a quick puff pastry for pumpkin hand pies.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Today is a kitchen day. Already started a batch of poultry stock and in a sec I need to make a quick puff pastry for pumpkin hand pies.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Windmill Farms workers are fighting for a union! Support their boycott. This holiday season, don’t buy Windmill mushrooms!

¡Los trabajadores de Windmill Farms están luchando por una Unión! Apoya su boicot. ¡Estas fiestas, no compres hongos Windmill!

#BoycottWindmillMushrooms
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Skyline cleanse
Just got booked for two performances this holiday season!!!

They saw this old ass video and had the money ready 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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It's time for everyone's favorite chronologically unanchored holiday, The Story of the Lizard in the Leg.
Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats:

1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I paused Hell's Kitchen to hear some child absolutely belting "Let it go," to annoy someone and now there's much shrieking.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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[NEW VIDEO] In my latest, I apply the first principles of archaeology to the GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA. It’s a real banger.

It’s got evidence you’ve never seen before, some fun debunks on fake archaeologists, and it features an interview with Dr Zahi Hawass. 🏺🏺🏺
youtu.be/umzE774v4Xs
Dear Joe Rogan, the Great Pyramid is a Tomb (feat. Dr Zahi Hawass)
YouTube video by Archaeology with Flint Dibble
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Friends gave me my holiday gift a bit early—because tis already the season for heated blankets.

Limos loves new blankets, so even though I have a sheet over the new blanket, she still found it. I showed the old lady the magic trick it does and now she's lounging on my bed like it is hers.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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PRE-ORDER NOW IF 100 OF YOU SHOW ME RECEIPTS I WILL HAVE LIVESTOCK DELIVERED TO KB'S HOUSE
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Starting to think we're not getting sun today and it's going to be all fog? Every time I think it's lifting, it comes back down.
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Anyway, I've had a gnarly POTS episode so now I'm going to sit here being annoyed until I trust my legs to leg and not fold like a house of wet cards.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Pro tip if you want to maintain the peace this holiday season:

Don't just sit and stare while someone else in the household is doing a chore that's actively making them unwell.

This is doubly important if the chore is something *you* should have taken care of before now!
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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‼️DONATIONS NEEDED‼️

It’s almost the 1st when we send $150 to recently housed & unhoused people in DC!

Help us fill up our Cashap! Donate if able!

Cashap: $RemoraHouseDC

One time & recurring donations can be made on our Givebutter: givebutter.com/remorahouse

Thank you all!
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM