Matt
@reasonablysober.bsky.social
sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose.
mostly here for commiserating over the current dumpster fire in office, but also Go Brewers.
mostly here for commiserating over the current dumpster fire in office, but also Go Brewers.
bryce underwood. WOOF.
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
bryce underwood. WOOF.
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still not entirely convinced the people who write for music sites/magazines aren’t just fully making up the artists on their year-end lists
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
still not entirely convinced the people who write for music sites/magazines aren’t just fully making up the artists on their year-end lists
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Hours before a purported CIA drone strike in Maracaibo, Brewers OF Jackson Chourio went 5-5 in a game played there that also featured Milwaukee teammate Andruw Monasterio, Astros OF Kenedy Corona, DBacks C José Herrera, & Nats IF Andrés Chaparro.
Acuña is playing down there too I think. Crazy stuff man
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Hours before a purported CIA drone strike in Maracaibo, Brewers OF Jackson Chourio went 5-5 in a game played there that also featured Milwaukee teammate Andruw Monasterio, Astros OF Kenedy Corona, DBacks C José Herrera, & Nats IF Andrés Chaparro.
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
@bubbaprog.xyz am I losing my mind when I think that the broadcast looks better on Amazon and Netflix vs Fox, CBS, and ABC?
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
@bubbaprog.xyz am I losing my mind when I think that the broadcast looks better on Amazon and Netflix vs Fox, CBS, and ABC?
if you make a playlist of one with Fairytale of New York on spotify and just let it recommend songs for the next hour you get some absolutely incredible results.
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if you make a playlist of one with Fairytale of New York on spotify and just let it recommend songs for the next hour you get some absolutely incredible results.
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This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
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It happened again!
#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It happened again!
pluribus kind of sucked, man.
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
pluribus kind of sucked, man.
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if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
emailing my boss saying i can't come into work tomorrow because i'm unredacting epstein files.
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
emailing my boss saying i can't come into work tomorrow because i'm unredacting epstein files.
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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prescient www.theverge.com/business/793...
Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed
Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?
www.theverge.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
prescient www.theverge.com/business/793...
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There's nothing to explain! You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!
December 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There's nothing to explain! You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!
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It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
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This past Thursday was the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7.
While the show was a great success, unfortunately, some things have come to light about one of our winners, and we had to make a hard decision.
While the show was a great success, unfortunately, some things have come to light about one of our winners, and we had to make a hard decision.
December 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This past Thursday was the Hard Drive Game Awards Presented by Call of Duty Black Ops 7.
While the show was a great success, unfortunately, some things have come to light about one of our winners, and we had to make a hard decision.
While the show was a great success, unfortunately, some things have come to light about one of our winners, and we had to make a hard decision.
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Bring Back Open Hand Slapping
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Bring Back Open Hand Slapping
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Whoa! The Rams and Seahawks are battling it out for the top seed in the NFC
Things are nuts at Turning Points AmFest.
Erika Kirk taking jabs at Candace Owens.
Ben Shapiro taking jabs Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and Megyn Kelly.
All on stage.
And Tucker is set to speak soon.
Posting clips.
Erika Kirk taking jabs at Candace Owens.
Ben Shapiro taking jabs Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and Megyn Kelly.
All on stage.
And Tucker is set to speak soon.
Posting clips.
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Whoa! The Rams and Seahawks are battling it out for the top seed in the NFC
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I strongly encourage this man to post this math in the PathOfExileBuilds subreddit
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I strongly encourage this man to post this math in the PathOfExileBuilds subreddit
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LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥
aw man this is great
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
aw man this is great