Andrew Hays
@reggie7588.bsky.social
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It's 108 miles to Chicago, I got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's cloudy, and I'm wearing sunglasses
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's 108 miles to Chicago, I got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's cloudy, and I'm wearing sunglasses
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Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off
January 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off
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Heavy is the book that has the words.
January 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Heavy is the book that has the words.
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CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!
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RIP Olivia Hussey, the original Final Girl, and wearer of the most iconic Christmas sweater in cinema history. You were magnificent!
December 28, 2024 at 10:01 AM
RIP Olivia Hussey, the original Final Girl, and wearer of the most iconic Christmas sweater in cinema history. You were magnificent!
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heading into the holidays like
December 24, 2024 at 3:57 PM
heading into the holidays like
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friend: wow dude, how'd you get so good at guitar??
me: i made a deal with the devil
[3 months earlier]
the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons
me: deal
me: i made a deal with the devil
[3 months earlier]
the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons
me: deal
December 17, 2024 at 3:05 AM
friend: wow dude, how'd you get so good at guitar??
me: i made a deal with the devil
[3 months earlier]
the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons
me: deal
me: i made a deal with the devil
[3 months earlier]
the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons
me: deal
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I’m gonna have “why are you snapping to the shotgun on 4th and short” put on my tombstone.
December 14, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I’m gonna have “why are you snapping to the shotgun on 4th and short” put on my tombstone.
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
If you're wondering how tedious the other app is, I literally had someone try to brow beat me about double jeopardy. Apparently, they're upset that criminal and civil proceedings are totally different.
December 7, 2024 at 8:25 PM
If you're wondering how tedious the other app is, I literally had someone try to brow beat me about double jeopardy. Apparently, they're upset that criminal and civil proceedings are totally different.
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Baseball twitter: well, Juan Soto is kinda slow and isn't a great defender and I don't like the cut of his jib, ifyouknowwhatimean
Baseball BlueSky: I would donate my kidney and my first born's kidney and all future kidneys just to see Juan Soto take one pitch off the edge of the plate
Baseball BlueSky: I would donate my kidney and my first born's kidney and all future kidneys just to see Juan Soto take one pitch off the edge of the plate
December 7, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Baseball twitter: well, Juan Soto is kinda slow and isn't a great defender and I don't like the cut of his jib, ifyouknowwhatimean
Baseball BlueSky: I would donate my kidney and my first born's kidney and all future kidneys just to see Juan Soto take one pitch off the edge of the plate
Baseball BlueSky: I would donate my kidney and my first born's kidney and all future kidneys just to see Juan Soto take one pitch off the edge of the plate
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
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I can't wait for tomorrow that's when The War on Christmas officially starts
November 28, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I can't wait for tomorrow that's when The War on Christmas officially starts
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They’re the best there is at what they do, and what they do best isn't very nice (poison people).
Wolverine Packing Co. is recalling more than 167,000 pounds of ground beef shipped to restaurants due to possible E. coli contamination.
Ground beef recalled due to possible E. coli contamination | CNN
Wolverine Packing Co. is recalling more than 167,000 pounds of ground beef shipped to restaurants due to possible E. coli contamination.
www.cnn.com
November 21, 2024 at 1:39 PM
They’re the best there is at what they do, and what they do best isn't very nice (poison people).
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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everyone should read more Clive Barker, including me
November 18, 2024 at 7:10 PM
everyone should read more Clive Barker, including me