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he him seattle carpenter ttrpg dad
Parenting is a lot like the game Realis. I'm trying to use our band sentence "When we are honest to members of our family, no one gets in trouble" to find out what my four-year-old stuck in his ear.
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.
Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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go viral
January 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I didn’t see any of the movies but this title is really not trying. “The Fellowship of the Ring,” that’s trying. “The Two Towers,” man cmon. “The Return of the King.” Elite titling game. “The Hunt for Gollum” you basic ass bitches. Not a Tolkien stan but that dude should haunt your asses for this
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’

Production will begin in May.

(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
The Ring reboot where the vengeful spirit is killing people who make an ai likeness of her former self
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS!

ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Coming soon: Realis
A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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lmao
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I hope you didn't use the scrolls and gems I gave you. I do not have any more.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hey @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social how do we get a yard sign for our house?
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
on wednesdays i refresh @morecivilized.bsky.social
August 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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does my refrigerator get sad when i close the ahh i can’t even make jokes about this anymore. you people are fucking morons
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt
August 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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you simply love to see it
Oh yeah things are falling apart. You've got paranoid guys on Blind freaking out now
August 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
One of the best compliments you can receive in life is when you're working in the kitchen and a dog comes in to check things out.
August 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Pneumonia has turned me into John Fetterman; a putrid drifting oaf in shorts and a hoodie, completely unhelpful to my family.
July 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My son is a ritz cracker kid the way others are ipad kids
June 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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we only have each other, the entire media is gonna be creaming for war coverage
Ah here comes @cnn.com with the bullshit straight out of 2003
June 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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where Andor AMCA
April 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Taking a heroic dose of albuterol.
November 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM