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kaitlyn 🦦
@residualblues.bsky.social
she/they. i wanna touch lava.

🔮the future is now, unfortunately🔮
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the last politician who did what the people wanted was r. budd dwyer
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
witnessed someone on a work video conference call (at full volume) at the grocery last week 🥴
A public coffeeshop is not a place for your Zoom meeting. Do that shit at home or pay for a coworking space.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
dr. skavorkian
October 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Saved you a click: they beheaded a horse
September 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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i'm at the civil war

i'm at the great depression

i'm at the combination civil war great depression
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the store i work at closed early today because we have too many boxes
July 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
sorry to @eve6.bsky.social for being ahead of the game

cc: @chrisfarren.bsky.social
January 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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i want a corn dog
January 9, 2024 at 4:43 AM
why did the work playlist have to jumpscare me with my fave postal service song first thing this afternoon?
January 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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"you were smart as a kid, why didn't you apply yourself?" great question. thanks for asking. it's because i didn't want to
January 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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🚨BOYCOTT STARBUCKS🚨

Union baristas are calling on EVERYONE to NOT buy from ANY Starbucks store between Dec. 20 -Dec. 24 while the workers are on strike! Here’s how to support: x.com/sbworkersuni...
December 22, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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i was looking for a job, and then i found a job, and heaven knows i'm miserable now
December 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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my neck
my back
my CEO attack
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Napster, Tidal and Apple Music all pay artists much more than Spotify and pay ALL artists, regardless of their popularity. Apart from Apple Music, you can also easily switch your profile (saved albums, playlists and followed artists) to more ethical services using Soundiiz - just saying.
December 8, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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out of the $143.88 that you pay spotify in a year for Spotify Premium, artists receive less than $1. buy music from bandcamp, or buy used LPs/CDs, listen on youtube with adblockers, or pirate it, just don't give any more of your money to billionaires
December 6, 2024 at 12:34 AM
not to get all sentymenty on main, but i discovered @cheekface.bsky.social early on in 2022 and they quickly have become an all time favorite. their music is a little puzzle piece that fits exactly where i need it to and helps me GET THROUGH all the bad shit in the world, if only for like, 3 minutes
December 5, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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millions of Americans are suddenly experiencing what scientists are calling the Looney Tunes effect, where, upon seeing a photo of a billionaire, they instead see a steaming roasted chicken and start licking their lips
December 5, 2024 at 8:20 PM
i walk this empty street on this empty street i walk this street
November 27, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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Math Bastard (1990/DOS)
October 24, 2023 at 7:13 AM
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no it doesn't! falling sucks!!!!!!!
January 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
i love when the sports show the extremely stressed out spectators
February 12, 2024 at 3:45 AM